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had many impliments of death!!!!!!!

including toothbrushes!

then with a great grin emerged from his great bristled chin. And as he stroked the finely engineered wisps of hair, he chuckled.

The chuckle was quiet at first but it was getting louder, and louder, AND LOUDER!!!!!!!!

Then his ears fell off.....

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"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!" he started screaming, "MY TEETH MY TEETH!!!" .... ".... oh wait... MY EARS! MY EARS!" The psycho doctor picked up one of his ears and began nibbling on it... of course, being a bionic creature, JBF merely grew another set of ears as well as some wings!

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he then flew up into space and round the world so fast that he made time go back and a bunch of messed up lovers reconciled their differences instead of packing it in. so in this he did good for the world. he was, however, planning to...

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use this new found ability for pure evil, because JBF was by now fed up of being the victim and had decided to take over the world and bring it to it's knees before him. First though he would need the right outfit for the job, so JBF caught a bus into town and bought .......

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..a funny looking yellow chicken outfit. Everybody started to think he was a clown and they started to laugh. Then, JBF thougght up of a plan and started to build...

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a dreadful machine that would suck up all the laughter from the world and destroy it forever. Jack however forgot one vital thing, that he was way to stupid to be able to make such a machine, and only managed to make, yes you've guessed it a......

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cup and string telephone...so he sat down and cried. man, couldn't someone else get a little share of all this PAIN?!?!he wept and buried his head in his hands, only to feel someone tap on his shoulder. he turned and was shocked to see...

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His mother. he screamed and ran as far away from here as possible. Only to suddenly litarely run into...

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....the side of a hippopotamus.

the hippo turned around and said to him "dear god. just cuz i'm a hippo doesn't mean i don't have feelings. i can even feel the miniscule fairies who live in my stomach flying out of my ass. i don't appreciate people running into me."

"sorry," he said, backing away into a....

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pit of dispair and in that pit was ,,,,dispair and everything evil and ugly he started running for a way out for the top of the pit had instantly closed up and he suddnely fainted then a...........