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JBF threw a fire extinguisher at Einstein, causing him to be thrown into a very valuable glass chicken. The glass chicken turns into a portal, leading Einstein into the year ____...

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2525, where if man is still alive, if woman can survive, they may find.....

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...chickens everywhere!!! The chickens have become smart (not) and they are taking over the world!!! One of them sees Einstein and...

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...switches him with JBF, who was just about to attend jp's funeral...

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but jp's grave had been nuked by the chickens when they were at war with the humans

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so the whole funeral was called off and everyone bowed down to the chickens

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Yet one of these had a plan, a great plan, a super duper looper great plan which would involve lots of dynamite because...

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They wer going shove it into one of the chickens mouths and watch it zoom away. well that was the plan.........

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as with many plans it backfired and everyone got covered in chicken dung. The plus side was that everyone also had some very tasty chicken for tea and for a while everyone was content, that is until an argument broke out about who got the wishbones and

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suddenly, the wise chicken appeared from nowhere and pecked everyone on the head with his special PECKER!!! But...