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Originally Posted by celli OK I'll let you out of your missery Ioanke.. Zaphod Beeblebrox......not that I have EVER heard of him before. |
Congrats Celli! Although the fact that you never heard of Zaphod Beeblebrox breaks my heart, and will cost you dear points on my secret list. You didn't have any yet so now you are already in the red zone.
Read the Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams. A trilogy in five parts.
Who is Zaphod Beeblebrox? 
Three arms, two heads, and one big ego. Zaphod Beeblebrox is cool. He's so cool you could keep a side of meat in him for a month. He's also the president of the galaxy - or at least, he was until he stole the starship Heart of Gold, and went on a jaunt to find the fabled planet of Magrathea.
He's not quite sure why. There might have been fabulous wealth involved, but he might have been searching for the real ruler of the universe.
When faced with the horrifying prospect of being fed into the Total Perspective Vortex, he thought first of his stomach, and secondly of a trip to a disco.
Some quotes:
"If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now."
"Magrathea's been dead for five million years,' said Zaphod; 'Of course it's safe. Even the ghosts will have settled down and raised families by now."
"I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis."
"That's it,' said Zaphod with the sort of grin that would get most people locked away in a room with soft walls."