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Name 13 reasons why Hel's 6 month old laptop died


1. It was his turn in WITWAI? and he hid himself really well
2. He spilled beer on it whilst watching Euro 2012
3. The government caused this "death" when they saw him researching questionable historical characters
4. The laptop was fallen in love with the toaster, but the toaster was married with the electric iron - the poor thing committed suicide
5. Mensa International DOS-attacked cos they couldn't solve his
6. He probably simply dropped it while sitting in his open window, trying to catch a breath of fresh air.....remember he lives two stories up :nod:

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Name 13 reasons why Hel's 6 month old laptop died


1. It was his turn in WITWAI? and he hid himself really well
2. He spilled beer on it whilst watching Euro 2012
3. The government caused this "death" when they saw him researching questionable historical characters
4. The laptop was fallen in love with the toaster, but the toaster was married with the electric iron - the poor thing committed suicide
5. Mensa International DOS-attacked cos they couldn't solve his
6. He probably simply dropped it while sitting in his open window, trying to catch a breath of fresh air.....remember he lives two stories up :nod:
7. The motherboard failed?

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Name 13 reasons why Hel's 6 month old laptop died


1. It was his turn in WITWAI? and he hid himself really well
2. He spilled beer on it whilst watching Euro 2012
3. The government caused this "death" when they saw him researching questionable historical characters
4. The laptop was fallen in love with the toaster, but the toaster was married with the electric iron - the poor thing committed suicide
5. Mensa International DOS-attacked cos they couldn't solve his crypties
6. He probably simply dropped it while sitting in his open window, trying to catch a breath of fresh air.....remember he lives two stories up
7. The motherboard failed?
8. The laptop survived the dish washer, but not the dryer

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Name 13 reasons why Hel's 6 month old laptop died


1. It was his turn in WITWAI? and he hid himself really well
2. He spilled beer on it whilst watching Euro 2012
3. The government caused this "death" when they saw him researching questionable historical characters
4. The laptop was fallen in love with the toaster, but the toaster was married with the electric iron - the poor thing committed suicide
5. Mensa International DOS-attacked cos they couldn't solve his crypties
6. He probably simply dropped it while sitting in his open window, trying to catch a breath of fresh air.....remember he lives two stories up
7. The motherboard failed?
8. The laptop survived the dish washer, but not the dryer
9. It combusted with the heat in Amsterdam

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yes, but why? your friends are here to answer that very question! rest assured, i'm sure we will stumble onto the problem and you can share our results with the tech guys :nodder: or just print out the completed list and hand it over to them


Name 13 reasons why Hel's 6 month old laptop died


1. It was his turn in WITWAI? and he hid himself really well
2. He spilled beer on it whilst watching Euro 2012
3. The government caused this "death" when they saw him researching questionable historical characters
4. The laptop was fallen in love with the toaster, but the toaster was married with the electric iron - the poor thing committed suicide
5. Mensa International DOS-attacked cos they couldn't solve his crypties
6. He probably simply dropped it while sitting in his open window, trying to catch a breath of fresh air.....remember he lives two stories up
7. The motherboard failed?
8. The laptop survived the dish washer, but not the dryer
9. It combusted with the heat in Amsterdam
10. There's noting wrong with it at all! Hel got scared off from the "Hel Fan Club" that spontaneously broke out in Hangman.

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Name 13 reasons why Hel's 6 month old laptop died


1. It was his turn in WITWAI? and he hid himself really well
2. He spilled beer on it whilst watching Euro 2012
3. The government caused this "death" when they saw him researching questionable historical characters
4. The laptop was fallen in love with the toaster, but the toaster was married with the electric iron - the poor thing committed suicide
5. Mensa International DOS-attacked cos they couldn't solve his crypties
6. He probably simply dropped it while sitting in his open window, trying to catch a breath of fresh air.....remember he lives two stories up
7. The motherboard failed?
8. The laptop survived the dish washer, but not the dryer
9. It combusted with the heat in Amsterdam
10. There's noting wrong with it at all! Hel got scared off from the "Hel Fan Club" that spontaneously broke out in Hangman.
11. 7. The motherboard failed!

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:rotfl:


Name 13 reasons why Hel's 6 month old laptop died


1. It was his turn in WITWAI? and he hid himself really well
2. He spilled beer on it whilst watching Euro 2012
3. The government caused this "death" when they saw him researching questionable historical characters
4. The laptop was fallen in love with the toaster, but the toaster was married with the electric iron - the poor thing committed suicide
5. Mensa International DOS-attacked cos they couldn't solve his crypties
6. He probably simply dropped it while sitting in his open window, trying to catch a breath of fresh air.....remember he lives two stories up
7. The motherboard failed?
8. The laptop survived the dish washer, but not the dryer
9. It combusted with the heat in Amsterdam
10. There's noting wrong with it at all! Hel got scared off from the "Hel Fan Club" that spontaneously broke out in Hangman.
11. 7. The motherboard failed!
12. I wonder if maybe the motherboard failed :thinking:

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Name 13 reasons why Hel's 6 month old laptop died


1. It was his turn in WITWAI? and he hid himself really well
2. He spilled beer on it whilst watching Euro 2012
3. The government caused this "death" when they saw him researching questionable historical characters
4. The laptop was fallen in love with the toaster, but the toaster was married with the electric iron - the poor thing committed suicide
5. Mensa International DOS-attacked cos they couldn't solve his crypties
6. He probably simply dropped it while sitting in his open window, trying to catch a breath of fresh air.....remember he lives two stories up
7. The motherboard failed?
8. The laptop survived the dish washer, but not the dryer
9. It combusted with the heat in Amsterdam
10. There's noting wrong with it at all! Hel got scared off from the "Hel Fan Club" that spontaneously broke out in Hangman.
11. 7. The motherboard failed!
12. I wonder if maybe the motherboard failed
13. He forgot to plug it in

Name 13 ways to get rich (without thinking of the consequences)...
1. rob a bank

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Name 13 ways to get rich (without thinking of the consequences)...

1. rob a bank
2. get paid for placing subli!V1AGRA!minal ads

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Name 13 ways to get rich (without thinking of the consequences)...

1. rob a bank
2. get paid for placing subli!V1AGRA!minal ads
3. throw away all "morality considerations", be a really good trickster and sell the Golden Gate Bridge to a tourist.