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Norway 06-21-2006 10:29 PM

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Oh my, you guys are so funny. I thught that i didnt know any picup lines, but i guess i can now:rotfl:

vtjess423 06-21-2006 10:30 PM

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LOL :lol9:

Hello again, Opti! :hug3 You definitely picked a good time to stop by! LOL

ajhippo 06-21-2006 10:30 PM

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yer dare you to use them :)

unfortunatly for you you now know only cheesy ones

Icedfirestar 06-21-2006 10:31 PM

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:rotfl: Norway - you may know tons now...but some of them are just terrible :lol:

audioslave 06-21-2006 10:31 PM

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You can call me whatever you want, as long as you call me ;)


:lol: I love these

Norway 06-21-2006 10:32 PM

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I am going out on Saturday, so maybe i get can use some of them:)

Audio, that last one was kind of cute it think. Maybe i will use that one:rotfl:
On second thought, translate it to Norwegian and it sounds really stupid:):)

Truthie 06-21-2006 10:32 PM

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...one more quick one!

can i borrow a quarter? i want to call your mother and thank her!

Aightmtx 06-21-2006 10:32 PM

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Warning: Cheesiest PICK UP LINE EVA!!!
Spoiler:

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

ajhippo 06-21-2006 10:32 PM

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how much does a polarbear weigh???

I dont know but it breaks the ice :biggrin:

TheSmrt1 06-21-2006 10:33 PM

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or how about this one
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to

Icedfirestar 06-21-2006 10:33 PM

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:rotfl: Audio! :flirt: hehehe!

Almightyx - cheesy? CHEESY? that's just terrible. :rotfl:

Norway: Are you sure you want to? :lol:

audioslave 06-21-2006 10:33 PM

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Awww, this one is so nice (still cheesy)

If you stood in a mirror holding 11 roses, it would reflect the 12 most beautiful things in the world

Truthie 06-21-2006 10:34 PM

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Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes!

vtjess423 06-21-2006 10:34 PM

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:rotfl: These are just too funny!!

audio, that one is very sweet. :) (but you are right, its a bit cheesy! :winky:)

Icedfirestar 06-21-2006 10:35 PM

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Welcome back, Truthie! Awww that is really sweet Audio! Yeah it is cheesy but if used at the right moment, it might not be...

ajhippo 06-21-2006 10:35 PM

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they r all cheesy thats the point of chat up lines :)

audioslave 06-21-2006 10:36 PM

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:rotfl: This is just mean

Do you want to dance?
No.
Maybe you didn't hear me: You look really fat in those pants


:lol9: I'm never going to use that

Norway 06-21-2006 10:36 PM

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I just have one question. Does anybody of you use some of this lines in real life?

TheSmrt1 06-21-2006 10:36 PM

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I may not be dairy queen but I'll treat you right

this one is good

Icedfirestar 06-21-2006 10:37 PM

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Is that fat fat or phat fat? Because if it's phat then it's a good thing :nod:...But you still shouldn't use that one...:rotfl:

Norway: no way. never. ever. :zlaugh:

ajhippo 06-21-2006 10:37 PM

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now thats interesting :)

now imagines audio flying accross a crowded room :)

audioslave 06-21-2006 10:38 PM

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:rotfl: Here's some come-backs for you ladies

He: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
She: It's in the phone book.
He: But I don't know your name.
She: That's in the phone book too.

He: Hey, haven't I seen you someplace before?
She: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Aightmtx 06-21-2006 10:38 PM

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I might use this one...
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!

vtjess423 06-21-2006 10:38 PM

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I've never been told any of these before but I've actually heard guys use them on other women before IRL. :biggrin: I just laughed when I did. LOL

Icedfirestar 06-21-2006 10:38 PM

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Hippo! :rotfl: Awww Audio is getting bullied...aww - come here you silly billy. *air hugs* I am in no way coming near you now...hahahaha

TheSmrt1 06-21-2006 10:39 PM

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Excuse me, but do you have tickets? (Tickets for what?) (Points to arm and flex) To the gun show!

i like this one (i have used this one one on a friend)

Lucy UK 06-21-2006 10:39 PM

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Heehee!! The pub is moving so fast I can't keep up!!! Was on the phone for a while...and whooosh!! 3 pages had gone by!! :lol:

A guy once said to me *Do you have a life-buoy...because I'm drowning in your beautiful blue eyes!!*

I was very flattered!! :rotfl:

Aightmtx 06-21-2006 10:39 PM

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Ewww...:lol: Who thought of that one?

Freak_For_Life 06-21-2006 10:39 PM

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Hello Pub Whats Going On Tonight

ajhippo 06-21-2006 10:40 PM

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lol poor audio
the come backs are very funny :)

audioslave 06-21-2006 10:40 PM

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:lol: I'd use these, but not to be some creep, just to be funny and break the ice *looks twords ice :cheesy:*

Do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away

Norway 06-21-2006 10:41 PM

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Oh my....It has been long time since i have laughed so much that i have done now:rotfl: You guys are really funny:)

Icedfirestar 06-21-2006 10:42 PM

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:flirt: Audio I don't know *what* you are talking about...*whistles away* Great comebacks although I used the last one already :silly:

Hey Freak! How are thee?

Lucy UK 06-21-2006 10:42 PM

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:lol: The chat up lines are funny!!

TheSmrt1 06-21-2006 10:42 PM

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Beww BEWWW Beww (What?) That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw you my heart stopped!

Optisweet 06-21-2006 10:42 PM

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I've had...is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven :lol9:

ajhippo 06-21-2006 10:42 PM

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lol
that ones really sweet lucy funny if they said that if you had brown eyes like mine though

Aightmtx 06-21-2006 10:42 PM

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Fo' da ladies
If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.

alternarockr 06-21-2006 10:42 PM

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LOL, hey everyone, do i want to know whts going on here?

AHEM, now announcing the worst pickup line ever

Spoiler:
Did you grow up on a chicken farm, because you sure know how to raise cocks.

Truthie 06-21-2006 10:42 PM

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you know what i like about you? my arms!

vtjess423 06-21-2006 10:42 PM

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LOL I agree, Norway. These are all quite funny. LOL

Hello, Freak! :wave: We are just sharing pick up lines! :biggrin:


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