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Okay, but now you'll be ignant your whole life!

I wish for a simple classic: frosty, cold, delicious beer.

Wish granted...but now your simple classic: frosty, cold, delicious beer costs you a whole month's pay. You have no choice but to pay up.

I wish I could nab the girl I am after

Granted, however, she doesn't like it much and you suddenly find yourself in excruciating pain centred on a certain area of your anatomy.

I wish I could eat curries without any nasty side-effects.

Wish granted, but now everything else gives you worse side effects.

I wish that it was a little bit later.

wish granted. It's a little bit later. Around 87 years later and youre about to die.

I wish the rain would never stop

wish granted. Rain never stops. Here comes the floods!!

I wish that I wasnt so tired

Wish granted. Now you're asleep!

I wish I could be a better cook.

Wish granted. Now, instead of just toast you know how to make boxed macaroni and cheese as well.

I wish I had a nickel for every corrupted wish.

wish granted, you know have all the nickel metal you need

I wish I wasn't so bored

Granted, you are now trapped in a room that is 10ft x 10ft with a 4ft high ceiling and no lights! (Oh, and there are 14 pit vipers in there also)

I wish it would stop raining so I could get some food! (And whoever corrupts this, please dont make it stop raining so the world goes into a drought and everyone dies...)