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Wish granted: you're a paint brush, now, and spend your free time upside down in a glass jar filled with terpentine.

I wish I could have a real life.

wish granted, but you had to banned permenantly from Nordinho

I wish I knew more languages

Wish granted, but you know so many that they all get mixed up. Now you are speaking 20 languages at once and no one understands you!

I wish that I could travel wherever I wanted to go instantly.

well sure, rozee, that sounds nice, but you know now that your wish is granted there are some problems. Turns out the mechanism is like hypersensitive, and "want to go" more or less translates to "think about briefly".

For one thing, whenever you have guilt about not visting someone *cough*difficult family member(s)*cough* well, there you are! And you simply cannot get away. Well, not until you have some other fleeting thought, and you disappear. Your family and friends are starting to find it insulting and you're getting a real reputation for being fickle. Pretty much the only people who will still talk to you are on Nord, and even then it's only when you can concentrate long enough on a place with an internet connection.

Anyway, it's all very dreadful and you wish you'd never wished for it.

I think I will once again wish for pie, any normal pie flavor, not mud or other disgusting things, which will not break my bones, land in my face, or otherwise injure or soil me. Yummy, delicious pie which I am actually able to eat. That is my wish.

wish granted, you find it delicious...now you just ate pi+e constants

I wish I wasn't bored

wish granted : you end up playing notspam so much you get sick of it...


I wish i had work to do this week

wish granted, you're now a slave in a foreign country

I wish I had the fastest internet connection in the world

wish granted but now you can see peoples answers before they even post making you more bored than you are now.

I wish for a quick night tomorrow.

wish granted, now night only lasts one second and you the days become too hot

I wish I could be sleeping right now

Wish granted, you are Rip Van Winkle.

I wish I had a day off from work to enjoy Riverfest this week.