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Granted. If fact, everything you touch turns to money. For a while this is great, of course, but you know how these things go.

First, you get really hungry and thirsty because you can't feed yourself anything but money (which, for the record, is not very sanitary to eat). That new puppy you liked so much is history. But the worst is that you can no longer so much as touch your beautiful daughter on the arm. You get lonlier and and more isolated, not to mention ravenous, and frankly, you're starting to get kinda weird. The servants are all afraid of you, and you never even catch a glimpse of anyone else.

Anyway, it all ends with you, alone in your counting room, surrounded by stacks and stacks of money, curled into the fetal position, rocking back and forth and wishing you had anything, anything at all, except money.

I wish it wasn't so humid.

Wish granted: It's not as humid, it's really, really cold... so cold your head freezes - then falls off!

I wish it wasn't raining here...

granted, but surprise surprise, now u wish it was raining!!!

i wish i was a cornflake!

wish granted, but making you into a cornflake made me hungry.......so i ate you


I wish i was a super model

/wish granted : in your lunch today they had this special filter that turns anyone into ... cornflake!

I wish avsf gets hair like needles

wish granted, but now he looks like an even bigger porcupine

I wish i could ice-skate

Wish granted, but you were not also given a frozen lake to skate on. It is rather difficult to do on water!

I wish I had the ability to turn invisible...

Wish granted. Note however, this only means you. Nothing you happen to be wearing at the time.

I wish I had pearly-white teeth.

Wish granted, but your mouth becomes an oyster. You now have a mouth full of PEARLS not pearly whites.

I wish I could run a marathon.

Wish granted, but they all tend to have arguments with each other over who is the most superior arm


I wish i was a fairy godmother