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Wish granted, but now your life turns into a musical ("Just thinking about tomorrow. Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow...)

I wish that my internet would hurry up!

Wish granted, but it's so fast you can't see anything.


I wish my food would get cooked faster.

Wish granted, it's so fast now that it's burnt after one second.

I wish I didn't have to to the darn housework.

Wish granted - you got a housework robot, but then it takes over the whole world. :(

I wish I'd fall asleep quickly

wish granted. You fall asleep so quickly that you forget to switch off the lights out in your room thus attracting huge moths into your room as your window is left open. (you didnt have time to close that either!)

I wish that I knew what to wish for

wish granted, you were able to come up with a wish every second, but no one realised you were wishing so instead saw you as just avery greedy person who is always asking for something

I wish i could fly

Granted. You can fly, but now cannot land.

I wish I was a swallow.

Wish granted, but you do not become a swallow in the bird sense...you become one in the verb sense. You eternally become the gulp that helps people digest their food. (gross :P)

I wish that I had a private jet to take me anywhere in the world I would like to go.

Wish granted: But you can't afford the fuel so you sit at the airport and cry at your folly!


I wish I was more positive
(no plugging me into the electrics.. try harder)

Wish granted... you've just done a pregnancy test and your ... negative much negative!!!

Wish I spent money and more would come in their place in my purse!!!