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Wish granted. But since elves sometimes tend to be a bit naughty, it eats your lunch up too!

I wish camping in the wild was allowed here.

Wish granted. Fatalities due to wildlife attacks rise exponentially.

I wish to be able to generate my own electricity for my home.

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Wish granted. They are enchanted socks, however, so when you put them on you become covered with stripes to match them.

I wish to able to walk forever and not get tired. Note: This does not imply that I want to, just that I could.

coooooooooool! That's not corrupted! That's improved!

Your wish is also granted. You have boundless energy for walking. But, you do not have any energy for getting off the couch in the first place, so you are never able to employ it.

I wish for enchanted POLKA DOT socks!!!!!!!

(Curses! Foiled again!)

Wish granted. However, they take a disliking to your feet and somehow manage to bit your toes off.

I wish I could make a room spotlessly clean and tidy simply by clicking my fingers.

Ouch.

Granted! You now have nothing, literally nothing, in your room. No furniture, no books, no music, no rug, no posters, no nothing. (Is very sad, plus you have to sit on the floor.)

I wish to have my toes back, intact, uninjured, and in their proper place, please. (Stupid novelty socks!)

Wish granted, but at the expense of your fingers (Stupid novelty gloves!)

I wish my cel phone battery lasted longer.

Wish granted. You now have fingers back. But they're not your fingers and start typing stuff of their own accord.

I wish to have the most modern computer ever. It has to be fully functional.

"It can only be attributable to human error."

Granted, unfortunately you drop the highly unstable moonbeams in your living room. The resulting crater is miles wide.

I think I'd rather go to Earth.