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Wish Granted!! But now they are hiding your money and you can't find it!!

I wish I didn't have such a sore throat...

wish granted, but now your face hurts and it's killing me. Stupid I know, but I always get a chuckle out of that one.

I wish I could be the right rear tire changer for the 24 car.

Hello Speedracer, and let me be the first to corrupt one of your wishes using your new child!

Your wish is granted, but the glamorous world of rear tire changing leads you to front tire changing. Soon, you are boss of the entire pit, which is great professionally, but takes you away from your new family. Your new son grows up without you. It's very sad.

I wish I could open my window at work.

Wish granted, you open it, and off comes the whole thing...

I wish I weren't so addicted to Nordinho.

Wish granted. Your addiction is seen as a severe mental disorder and you're given electroshock therapy.

I wish I never got icecream headaches.

Never heard of that, but well, now everything else you eat gives you a headache.

I wish I had some ice cream right now.

You do, but it gives you a headache. (You probably should have seen that coming.)

I wish a magical elf of laundry would come to live with me and do this odious chore.

wish granted, cept the elf has really smelly feet so its just as bad as having to do chores urself

i wish i pass all my exams with A's

wish granted but the teacher tells you that all records have been destoryed and you will have to retake all the courses yet again.

I wish I could get a good nights sleep.

Wish granted. You have a good night's sleep. The following day is a washout, though.

I wish chocolate didn't melt in the hot weather.