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Wish granted, but people become suspecious of you and have you arrested out of fear

I wish I was more creative

granted, but you start to get too creative and try to mess with the natural order of things.... you begin to create strange animal mutant hybrids that eventually rebel against you and you are found three weeks later with your arms gnawed off.... but still alive!

i wish my mind was less morbid and unpleasant

wish granted, now everyone thinks ur mad cos ur happy all the time even when u SHOULD feel sad..

I wish that I could sleep at night before 4am...

oh no, now you can't sleep after 4am!

wish i could breathe a bit better, cos my throat hurts too much at the moment

Wish granted. You breathe with ease but unfotunately you do breathe in pollution and other people's smoke.

I wish that I could be fit without doing excerise

Wish granted..you are now fit as a fiddle,however, your good name is being slandered by every fitness guru in the nation.


I wish I could grow long ,beautiful fingernails

wish granted but your finger nails are so long they dig into the ground and cant be removed without being cut off

I wish i could get out of school untill the summer

wish granted but you are tranported to the 19th century when child labour is notorious. So you get up at 3am to go down to the pits till 6pm every day

I wish that life was beautiful

wish granted but u have passed on into a parallel universe...

I wish that I was a princess..
or somebody's princess..

wish granted, but you're forced to marry someone you don't love

I wish I can rule a country