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"A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.' "

Conan O'Brien

No good Originator quotes I can find, so this one will have to do...

"The nice thing about quotes is that they give us a nodding acquaintance with the originator which is often socially impressive."

Kenneth Williams

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"It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help."

Judith Martin

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"If we cannot now end our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity."

John Fitzgerald Kennedy

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'I like to eat and I love the diversity of foods.'

David Soul

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"It is important to experiment and endlessly seek after creating the best possible flavors when preparing foods. That means not being afraid to experiment with various ingredients."

Rocco DiSpirito

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"What is the recipe for successful achievement? To my mind there are just four essential ingredients: Choose a career you love, give it the best there is in you, seize your opportunities, and be a member of the team."

Benjamin F. Fairless

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“I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.”

Jack Handy :rotfl:

Hi Kiljo Miss ya!! :wave:

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I just started up school again so I cant get on as much... Which is sad =/ But is has been a while since Ive talked to you, how are you doing Clee?

"I know men and I tell you that Jesus Christ is no mere man. Between Him and every other person in the world there is no possible term of comparison. Alexander, Caesar, Charlemagne, and I have founded empires. But on what did we rest the creation of our genius? Upon force. Jesus Christ founded His empire upon love; and at this hour millions of men would die for Him."

Napoleon Bonaparte

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'Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up.'

Jesse Jackson

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"I've always felt it was not up to anyone else to make me give my best."

Akeem Olajuwon