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13 ways to quit a job

1. I'm offended by you and your funny haircut, I quit
2. I hereby re...resa...rasu...ah forget it, I quit!
3. I'm sorry boss, but your pay is higher than mine, I quit. ( and would you believe it actually happened?)
4. Hello Boss! I love my job! you pay me so well! I think I'll work here forever! NAAAAAH!!! APRIL FOOLS!!!! I QUIT!
5. You can't fire me, because I quit! (There's nothing like the classics)
6. Say everything you have in mind about the boss and the job and then apply number 5
7. Just stop going to work, they'll get the hint after a couple of days.
8. Send a letter to the boss saying: "I quit! How do you like them apples?"
9. Get a t-shirt printed with '...by the way, I QUIT' on the back. Only face ur boss front-on all day and when leaving wave goodbye and turn around.
10. Call his or her spouse and say, "Let your husband/wife know that they're lousy in the sack. Thanks. Oh! And by the way. Let him/her know I quit. Thanks and have a nice day!"
11. Circulate an email saying what you think of the company and your reasons for quitting to all the staff including the boss!!
12. Without me you are nothing! If you are not willing to double my pay, I ... QUIT!
13. Submit your resignation and give your boss 2 weeks notice (yes I went in the proper route! :rotfl:)

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2. Mammoth
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13 Extinct Animals

1. Mauritius Dodo
2. Mammoth
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13 Extinct Animals

1. Mauritius Dodo
2. Mammoth
4. Woolly Rhinoceros
3. T-Rex
4. Vegas Valley Leopard Frog
5. Quagga

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13 Extinct Animals

1. Mauritius Dodo
2. Mammoth
3. Woolly Rhinoceros
4. T-Rex
5. Vegas Valley Leopard Frog
6. Quagga
7. Brontasaurus

(no one even noticed the messed up numbering? O_o XD)

Re: Baker's Dozen
 

13 Extinct Animals

1. Mauritius Dodo
2. Mammoth
3. Woolly Rhinoceros
4. T-Rex
5. Vegas Valley Leopard Frog
6. Quagga
7. Brontasaurus
8. Passenger Pigeon

(very perceptive, npfan:gr_cool: )

Re: Baker's Dozen
 

13 Extinct Animals

1. Mauritius Dodo
2. Mammoth
3. Woolly Rhinoceros
4. T-Rex
5. Vegas Valley Leopard Frog
6. Quagga
7. Brontasaurus
8. Passenger Pigeon
9. Valley girls, if not them then, English wolf

Re: Baker's Dozen
 

13 Extinct Animals

1. Mauritius Dodo
2. Mammoth
3. Woolly Rhinoceros
4. T-Rex
5. Vegas Valley Leopard Frog
6. Quagga
7. Brontasaurus
8. Passenger Pigeon
9. Valley girls, if not them then, English wolf
10. Tarpan