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13 things a clown should not do at a children's party

1. Sit there, smoking a cigar, blowing smoke rings which the kids can "play with".
2. Make Grimacing faces and shout at the children.
3. using bad language and swearwords
4. Appear with alcohol on his/her breath (wasn't that Uncle Buck?)
5. To be not a clown! (some people have a phobia of clowns .. not me!)
6. scare the children (wouldn't call it phobia, but Clowns always scared me though... )
7. Streak the party in order to get the kids to laugh.
8. Make balloon shapes in the forms of certain body parts
9. Hit on the mothers/fathers at the party

Re: Baker's Dozen
 

13 things a clown should not do at a children's party

1. Sit there, smoking a cigar, blowing smoke rings which the kids can "play with".
2. Make Grimacing faces and shout at the children.
3. using bad language and swearwords
4. Appear with alcohol on his/her breath (wasn't that Uncle Buck?)
5. To be not a clown! (some people have a phobia of clowns .. not me!)
6. scare the children (wouldn't call it phobia, but Clowns always scared me though... )
7. Streak the party in order to get the kids to laugh.
8. Make balloon shapes in the forms of certain body parts
9. Hit on the mothers/fathers at the party
10. be boring :)

Re: Baker's Dozen
 

13 things a clown should not do at a children's party

1. Sit there, smoking a cigar, blowing smoke rings which the kids can "play with".
2. Make Grimacing faces and shout at the children.
3. using bad language and swearwords
4. Appear with alcohol on his/her breath (wasn't that Uncle Buck?)
5. To be not a clown! (some people have a phobia of clowns .. not me!)
6. scare the children (wouldn't call it phobia, but Clowns always scared me though... )
7. Streak the party in order to get the kids to laugh.
8. Make balloon shapes in the forms of certain body parts
9. Hit on the mothers/fathers at the party
10. be boring
11. Introduce himself as "Mr Happy" and then proceed to tell long detailed stories about his Experience in Nam, his Gall blader infection, and his wife walking out on him.

Re: Baker's Dozen
 

13 things a clown should not do at a children's party

1. Sit there, smoking a cigar, blowing smoke rings which the kids can "play with".
2. Make Grimacing faces and shout at the children.
3. using bad language and swearwords
4. Appear with alcohol on his/her breath (wasn't that Uncle Buck?)
5. To be not a clown! (some people have a phobia of clowns .. not me!)
6. scare the children (wouldn't call it phobia, but Clowns always scared me though... )
7. Streak the party in order to get the kids to laugh.
8. Make balloon shapes in the forms of certain body parts
9. Hit on the mothers/fathers at the party
10. be boring
11. Introduce himself as "Mr Happy" and then proceed to tell long detailed stories about his Experience in Nam, his Gall blader infection, and his wife walking out on him.
12. Miss it

Re: Baker's Dozen
 

13 things a clown should not do at a children's party

1. Sit there, smoking a cigar, blowing smoke rings which the kids can "play with".
2. Make Grimacing faces and shout at the children.
3. using bad language and swearwords
4. Appear with alcohol on his/her breath (wasn't that Uncle Buck?)
5. To be not a clown! (some people have a phobia of clowns .. not me!)
6. scare the children (wouldn't call it phobia, but Clowns always scared me though... )
7. Streak the party in order to get the kids to laugh.
8. Make balloon shapes in the forms of certain body parts
9. Hit on the mothers/fathers at the party
10. be boring
11. Introduce himself as "Mr Happy" and then proceed to tell long detailed stories about his Experience in Nam, his Gall blader infection, and his wife walking out on him.
12. Miss it
13. Come looking like he just got ran over by a truck

13 ways to entertain babies

1. shaking the rattle

Re: Baker's Dozen
 

13 ways to entertain babies

1. Shaking the rattle
2. Rattling your car keys

Re: Baker's Dozen
 

13 ways to entertain babies

1. Shaking the rattle
2. Rattling your car keys
3. Playing Peek-a-boo

Re: Baker's Dozen
 

13 ways to entertain babies

1. Shaking the rattle
2. Rattling your car keys
3. Playing Peek-a-boo
4. Making funny faces

Re: Baker's Dozen
 

13 ways to entertain babies

1. Shaking the rattle
2. Rattling your car keys
3. Playing Peek-a-boo
4. Making funny faces
5. Singing songs

Re: Baker's Dozen
 

13 ways to entertain babies

1. Shaking the rattle
2. Rattling your car keys
3. Playing Peek-a-boo
4. Making funny faces
5. Singing songs
6. Take them for a ride in the stroller