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13 Fictitious Newspapers

1. Daily Bugle - Spiderman
2. The Daily Prophet - Harry Potter series
3. The Maycomb Tribune - To Kill a Mockingbird
4. The Springfield Shopper - The Simpsons
5. Nieuwe Rommeldamsche Courant - in the Olivier B. Bommel stories by Marten Toonder
6. The Daily Slab - The Flintstones
7. The New New York Post - Futurama
8. The Arlen Bystander - King of the Hill
9. New York Star - Sex and the City
10. St. Louis Daily Inquirer - Citizen Kane
11. The Pickax Picayune - in the "The Cat Who..." series by Lillian Jackson Braun
12. The Daily Planet (Clark Kent / Superman)

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13 Fictitious Newspapers

1. Daily Bugle - Spiderman
2. The Daily Prophet - Harry Potter series
3. The Maycomb Tribune - To Kill a Mockingbird
4. The Springfield Shopper - The Simpsons
5. Nieuwe Rommeldamsche Courant - in the Olivier B. Bommel stories by Marten Toonder
6. The Daily Slab - The Flintstones
7. The New New York Post - Futurama
8. The Arlen Bystander - King of the Hill
9. New York Star - Sex and the City
10. St. Louis Daily Inquirer - Citizen Kane
11. The Pickax Picayune - in the "The Cat Who..." series by Lillian Jackson Braun
12. The Daily Planet (Clark Kent / Superman)
13. The Boston Telegraph - The Dead Zone

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13 Superpowers (Ability)

1. Telepathy

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13 Superpowers (Ability)

1. Telepathy
2. Flying

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13 Superpowers (Ability)

1. Telepathy
2. Flying
3. Invisibility

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13 Superpowers (Ability)

1. Telepathy
2. Flying
3. Invisibility
4. Telekinesis

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13 Superpowers (Ability)

1. Telepathy
2. Flying
3. Invisibility
4. Telekinesis
5. Spontaneous regeneration

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13 Superpowers (Ability)

1. Telepathy
2. Flying
3. Invisibility
4. Telekinesis
5. Spontaneous regeneration
6. Elasticity

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13 Superpowers (Ability)

1. Telepathy
2. Flying
3. Invisibility
4. Telekinesis
5. Spontaneous regeneration
6. Elasticity
7. Super strength

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13 Superpowers (Ability)

1. Telepathy
2. Flying
3. Invisibility
4. Telekinesis
5. Spontaneous regeneration
6. Elasticity
7. Super strength
8. Pyrokinesis

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13 Superpowers (Ability)

1. Telepathy
2. Flying
3. Invisibility
4. Telekinesis
5. Spontaneous regeneration
6. Elasticity
7. Super strength
8. Pyrokinesis
9. Super vision

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13 Superpowers (Ability)

1. Telepathy
2. Flying
3. Invisibility
4. Telekinesis
5. Spontaneous regeneration
6. Elasticity
7. Super strength
8. Pyrokinesis
9. Super vision
10. Teleportation

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13 Superpowers (Ability)

1. Telepathy
2. Flying
3. Invisibility
4. Telekinesis
5. Spontaneous regeneration
6. Elasticity
7. Super strength
8. Pyrokinesis
9. Super vision
10. Teleportation
11. Time Travel

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13 Superpowers (Ability)

1. Telepathy
2. Flying
3. Invisibility
4. Telekinesis
5. Spontaneous regeneration
6. Elasticity
7. Super strength
8. Pyrokinesis
9. Super vision
10. Teleportation
11. Time Travel
12. Metamorphosis

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13 Superpowers (Ability)

1. Telepathy
2. Flying
3. Invisibility
4. Telekinesis
5. Spontaneous regeneration
6. Elasticity
7. Super strength
8. Pyrokinesis
9. Super vision
10. Teleportation
11. Time Travel
12. Metamorphosis
13. X-ray vision

13 Chinese inventions

1. matches

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13 Chinese inventions

1. matches
2. fireworks

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13 Chinese inventions

1. matches
2. fireworks
3. gunpowder

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13 Chinese inventions

1. matches
2. fireworks
3. gunpowder
4. noodles

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13 Chinese inventions

1. matches
2. fireworks
3. gunpowder
4. noodles
5. kites

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13 Chinese inventions

1. matches
2. fireworks
3. gunpowder
4. noodles
5. kites
6. yo-yos

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13 Chinese inventions

1. matches
2. fireworks
3. gunpowder
4. noodles
5. kites
6. yo-yos
7. land mines

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13 Chinese inventions

1. matches
2. fireworks
3. gunpowder
4. noodles
5. kites
6. yo-yos
7. land mines
8. silk

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13 Chinese inventions

1. matches
2. fireworks
3. gunpowder
4. noodles
5. kites
6. yo-yos
7. land mines
8. silk
9. Chopsticks :)

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13 Chinese inventions

1. matches
2. fireworks
3. gunpowder
4. noodles
5. kites
6. yo-yos
7. land mines
8. silk
9. Chopsticks :smile:
10. compass

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13 Chinese inventions

1. matches
2. fireworks
3. gunpowder
4. noodles
5. kites
6. yo-yos
7. land mines
8. silk
9. Chopsticks
10. compass
11. Paper

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13 Chinese inventions

1. matches
2. fireworks
3. gunpowder
4. noodles
5. kites
6. yo-yos
7. land mines
8. silk
9. Chopsticks
10. compass
11. Paper
12. parachute

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13 Chinese inventions

1. matches
2. fireworks
3. gunpowder
4. noodles
5. kites
6. yo-yos
7. land mines
8. silk
9. Chopsticks
10. compass
11. Paper
12. parachute
13. Playing Cards

13 things that would only happen in movies
1. Huge car crashes and explosions happen, but the main character survives it all.

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13 things that would only happen in movies
1. Huge car crashes and explosions happen, but the main character survives it all.
2. Strangely it's always possible to find a parking spot just outside or opposite the building you are visiting...

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13 things that would only happen in movies

1. Huge car crashes and explosions happen, but the main character survives it all.
2. Strangely it's always possible to find a parking spot just outside or opposite the building you are visiting...
3. No matter how nerdy and ugly a guy is, he can always get the girl of his dreams. Always.

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13 things that would only happen in movies

1. Huge car crashes and explosions happen, but the main character survives it all.
2. Strangely it's always possible to find a parking spot just outside or opposite the building you are visiting...
3. No matter how nerdy and ugly a guy is, he can always get the girl of his dreams. Always.
4. No matter how nerdy or ugly a GIRL is, she is somehow transformed into a goddess in mere seconds and always gets the guy of her dreams. Always. ;)

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13 things that would only happen in movies

1. Huge car crashes and explosions happen, but the main character survives it all.
2. Strangely it's always possible to find a parking spot just outside or opposite the building you are visiting...
3. No matter how nerdy and ugly a guy is, he can always get the girl of his dreams. Always.
4. No matter how nerdy or ugly a GIRL is, she is somehow transformed into a goddess in mere seconds and always gets the guy of her dreams. Always.
5. Weapons never seem to run out of bullets, unless the plot calls for it, of course :lol:

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13 things that would only happen in movies

1. Huge car crashes and explosions happen, but the main character survives it all.
2. Strangely it's always possible to find a parking spot just outside or opposite the building you are visiting...
3. No matter how nerdy and ugly a guy is, he can always get the girl of his dreams. Always.
4. No matter how nerdy or ugly a GIRL is, she is somehow transformed into a goddess in mere seconds and always gets the guy of her dreams. Always.
5. Weapons never seem to run out of bullets, unless the plot calls for it, of course :lol:
6. Not only is that parking spot there, right where you have to be, but there is also no need whatsoever to lock your car. Who would steal it anyway?

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13 things that would only happen in movies

1. Huge car crashes and explosions happen, but the main character survives it all.
2. Strangely it's always possible to find a parking spot just outside or opposite the building you are visiting...
3. No matter how nerdy and ugly a guy is, he can always get the girl of his dreams. Always.
4. No matter how nerdy or ugly a GIRL is, she is somehow transformed into a goddess in mere seconds and always gets the guy of her dreams. Always.
5. Weapons never seem to run out of bullets, unless the plot calls for it, of course
6. Not only is that parking spot there, right where you have to be, but there is also no need whatsoever to lock your car. Who would steal it anyway?
7. If you're being chased, just duck into a dark alley! They'll never bother to check.

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13 things that would only happen in movies

1. Huge car crashes and explosions happen, but the main character survives it all.
2. Strangely it's always possible to find a parking spot just outside or opposite the building you are visiting...
3. No matter how nerdy and ugly a guy is, he can always get the girl of his dreams. Always.
4. No matter how nerdy or ugly a GIRL is, she is somehow transformed into a goddess in mere seconds and always gets the guy of her dreams. Always.
5. Weapons never seem to run out of bullets, unless the plot calls for it, of course
6. Not only is that parking spot there, right where you have to be, but there is also no need whatsoever to lock your car. Who would steal it anyway?
7. If you're being chased, just duck into a dark alley! They'll never bother to check.
8. No matter how big the city is, you just keep running into the same guy again and again -accidentally, of course.

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13 things that would only happen in movies

1. Huge car crashes and explosions happen, but the main character survives it all.
2. Strangely it's always possible to find a parking spot just outside or opposite the building you are visiting...
3. No matter how nerdy and ugly a guy is, he can always get the girl of his dreams. Always.
4. No matter how nerdy or ugly a GIRL is, she is somehow transformed into a goddess in mere seconds and always gets the guy of her dreams. Always.
5. Weapons never seem to run out of bullets, unless the plot calls for it, of course
6. Not only is that parking spot there, right where you have to be, but there is also no need whatsoever to lock your car. Who would steal it anyway?
7. If you're being chased, just duck into a dark alley! They'll never bother to check.
8. No matter how big the city is, you just keep running into the same guy again and again -accidentally, of course.
9. You can drive a car (safely) without watching the road and while turing the steering wheel side to side constantly.

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13 things that would only happen in movies

1. Huge car crashes and explosions happen, but the main character survives it all.
2. Strangely it's always possible to find a parking spot just outside or opposite the building you are visiting...
3. No matter how nerdy and ugly a guy is, he can always get the girl of his dreams. Always.
4. No matter how nerdy or ugly a GIRL is, she is somehow transformed into a goddess in mere seconds and always gets the guy of her dreams. Always.
5. Weapons never seem to run out of bullets, unless the plot calls for it, of course
6. Not only is that parking spot there, right where you have to be, but there is also no need whatsoever to lock your car. Who would steal it anyway?
7. If you're being chased, just duck into a dark alley! They'll never bother to check.
8. No matter how big the city is, you just keep running into the same guy again and again -accidentally, of course.
9. You can drive a car (safely) without watching the road and while turing the steering wheel side to side constantly.
10. Don't be afraid if a dozen or so bad guys attack you. They will never attack all at once, but will give you ample time to deal with them one by one. Moreover, they will never shoot you from a distance, but will come close so you can out-judo them easily.

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13 things that would only happen in movies

1. Huge car crashes and explosions happen, but the main character survives it all.
2. Strangely it's always possible to find a parking spot just outside or opposite the building you are visiting...
3. No matter how nerdy and ugly a guy is, he can always get the girl of his dreams. Always.
4. No matter how nerdy or ugly a GIRL is, she is somehow transformed into a goddess in mere seconds and always gets the guy of her dreams. Always.
5. Weapons never seem to run out of bullets, unless the plot calls for it, of course
6. Not only is that parking spot there, right where you have to be, but there is also no need whatsoever to lock your car. Who would steal it anyway?
7. If you're being chased, just duck into a dark alley! They'll never bother to check.
8. No matter how big the city is, you just keep running into the same guy again and again -accidentally, of course.
9. You can drive a car (safely) without watching the road and while turing the steering wheel side to side constantly.
10. Don't be afraid if a dozen or so bad guys attack you. They will never attack all at once, but will give you ample time to deal with them one by one. Moreover, they will never shoot you from a distance, but will come close so you can out-judo them easily.
11. People who speak a foreign language never really speak that certain language. They just speak English with an accent.

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13 things that would only happen in movies

1. Huge car crashes and explosions happen, but the main character survives it all.
2. Strangely it's always possible to find a parking spot just outside or opposite the building you are visiting...
3. No matter how nerdy and ugly a guy is, he can always get the girl of his dreams. Always.
4. No matter how nerdy or ugly a GIRL is, she is somehow transformed into a goddess in mere seconds and always gets the guy of her dreams. Always.
5. Weapons never seem to run out of bullets, unless the plot calls for it, of course
6. Not only is that parking spot there, right where you have to be, but there is also no need whatsoever to lock your car. Who would steal it anyway?
7. If you're being chased, just duck into a dark alley! They'll never bother to check.
8. No matter how big the city is, you just keep running into the same guy again and again -accidentally, of course.
9. You can drive a car (safely) without watching the road and while turing the steering wheel side to side constantly.
10. Don't be afraid if a dozen or so bad guys attack you. They will never attack all at once, but will give you ample time to deal with them one by one. Moreover, they will never shoot you from a distance, but will come close so you can out-judo them easily.
11. People who speak a foreign language never really speak that certain language. They just speak English with an accent.
12. When your sidekick, lover, or similar acquaintance is on the verge of dying, don't call an ambulance; instead hold her warmly and whisper words of comfort, or even better, kiss her passionately. Theoretically she may not be much into it under the circumstances, but hey, it's probably your last chance!

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13 things that would only happen in movies

1. Huge car crashes and explosions happen, but the main character survives it all.
2. Strangely it's always possible to find a parking spot just outside or opposite the building you are visiting...
3. No matter how nerdy and ugly a guy is, he can always get the girl of his dreams. Always.
4. No matter how nerdy or ugly a GIRL is, she is somehow transformed into a goddess in mere seconds and always gets the guy of her dreams. Always.
5. Weapons never seem to run out of bullets, unless the plot calls for it, of course
6. Not only is that parking spot there, right where you have to be, but there is also no need whatsoever to lock your car. Who would steal it anyway?
7. If you're being chased, just duck into a dark alley! They'll never bother to check.
8. No matter how big the city is, you just keep running into the same guy again and again -accidentally, of course.
9. You can drive a car (safely) without watching the road and while turing the steering wheel side to side constantly.
10. Don't be afraid if a dozen or so bad guys attack you. They will never attack all at once, but will give you ample time to deal with them one by one. Moreover, they will never shoot you from a distance, but will come close so you can out-judo them easily.
11. People who speak a foreign language never really speak that certain language. They just speak English with an accent.
12. When your sidekick, lover, or similar acquaintance is on the verge of dying, don't call an ambulance; instead hold her warmly and whisper words of comfort, or even better, kiss her passionately. Theoretically she may not be much into it under the circumstances, but hey, it's probably your last chance!
13. Whats that noise in the attic? Is it the monster (demon,serial killer, alien)? Instead of running for your life and getting away to live again, why dont you just go up there and get chomped, hacked, and mutilated?

13 excuses for a late payment on a bill

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BJred, with your next 13 you were supposed to fill in #1 so I will leave it for you.

13 excuses for a late payment on a bill

1. Reserved for BJred.
2. I thought the bill was due next month.

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13 excuses for a late payment on a bill

1. Reserved for BJred.
2. I thought the bill was due next month.
3. The cheque is in the mail.

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13 excuses for a late payment on a bill

1. Reserved for BJred.
2. I thought the bill was due next month.
3. The cheque is in the mail.
4. I didn't get the bill at all.