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If I was to worry about spending my money all the time then that would be very unlike me and I would have never married you my dear!


All these rubbish ________________ you call_________________ your mother ________________!

All these rubbish words you call promises. I swear your mother would be ashamed!!

I've noticed every time you open your mouth to _______ all you do is _______.

I've noticed every time you open your mouth to say something interesting all you do is speak a whole lot of rubbish.
Now that's interesting!

Once there was a little angel called ________ and she spent the day _________and _______!

Once there was a little angel called K'lyn and she spent the day sick in bed and sleeping.

It's so very nice to meet another member of Nordinho whose name is _______ and even nicer when she can play _______ so well.

It's so very nice to meet another member of Nordinho whose name is Joanna and even nicer when she can play with others so well.

Did you know that if you _______ for 5 seconds then _______ and you can't _______!

Did you know that if you hold your breath for 5 seconds then spin around 10 times and you can't walk straight!



It's alright if you __________ as long as ___________.

It's alright if you fart all the timeas long as it's loud enough for everyone to hear so we can hide
what____________and_____________to this end.

whatmakes you think i will try andtake your silly ropeto this end.


As far as i am concern ____________________ and how long _____________________!

As far as i am concerned you can keep asking your self why and how long you can continue on without sleep!



You just need time to __________ before you can _______.

You just need time to digest before you can continue your stupid marathon for the Guiness book .

All these food today ___________________ all over the _____________ and then _________________!