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You know you've stayed beyond your welcome when you wake up the next morning, hanging from the chandelier, vodka spilt all over your dress and the hosts are sitting at the table having breakfast and there isn't even a plate set for you.

What do you do when Santa _____________ and you are __________?

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What do you do when Santa turns out to be a figment of the imagination of the marketing department of Coca-Cola many years ago and you are still writing to him, even though you are in your thirties?

How many roads does _________ have to walk down before you call _________?

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How many roads does Rudolf have to walk down before you call him RUDOLPH the rednose reindeer song?

I really dont understand why people doesnt believe that ____________________________ really exist no matter ___________________________!

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I really dont understand why people don't believe that Santa Claus really exists, no matter how old they are!

I never knew that _______ until I _______.

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I never knew that it was so hard to find a good job until I had to start looking for a new one.

:jossun:

Sometimes I wish that ________ even though __________.

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Sometimes I wish that Santa takes me for a ride with his sleigh even though I know that Rudolf and Pixel and Snitzel will be upset.

I guess the first time__________________ its always _______________ all the time!

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I guess the first time you drink egg nog its always the last time - all the time!

If you go down to the _________ today, you're sure of a big _________.

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You like this one, yeah? :lol:

If you go down to the shopping center again today, you're sure of a bigger headache!

I thought my _______ was bad until I met _______.

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Jimbo should be panished!!!:zrant2: he left mine behind!:zrant2: panish panish panish:zrant2:

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No, he didn't, luv. He filled yours in!!

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[CENTER]Looks like a little Widow Therapy is needed here...LOL![/CENTER]


I thought my day was bad until I met the most hilariously, sweet and somewhat stupid fellow!

Now, everyone please be ______________ or things are just gonna _____________.

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Now, everyone please be seated or things are just gonna get completely out of control.

I thought the new year was starting off great until _______.

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I thought the new year was starting off great until I realized that diapers was still an actual presence in my life!

Just when you thought it was safe to ______________ .

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Just when you thought it was safe to wash all clothes together with this super duper washing machine everythinng turns out piiiiiink .

Dont make me say __________________ just me and ____________________!

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Dont make me say who it is when you can hear it is just me and you can see me through the glass window.

If I have to _______ just so I can _______, I will!

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If I have to I will take a boo-too stick to you just so I can show you that when Mista Punta tell yall sometin, he does mean yall to hear!I will!

Quietly, steadily the ________________ and into the light of _______________.

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Quietly, steadily the Black One scampers through the darkness and into the light of day, as bold and brazen as she is.

I think we may actually need a ______ for all these _______!!

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I think we may actually need a updated nursery rhyme for all these losers running back home like blind mice with their tails between their legs!

Oh Here we go again, _________________ !

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(Why, oh why can't I rep you!!!)

Oh Here we go again, and I thought we were out of diapers!!

Shhh, don't wake the _______ as we wouldn't want to _______ all over again!

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Shhh, don't wake the Dragon Lords as we wouldn't want to start World War II all over again!

I thought I was bringing SEXY BACK, but it seems _______________...oh dear.

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I thought I was bringing SEXY BACK, but it seems like Sexy came back all on her own!!...oh dear.

It used to be so _______ but now it's _______.

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It used to be so calm and serene but now it's like Helter Skelter all over again.

Oh no! Failure can be such a _________________
for ____________ .

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Oh no! Failure can be such a problem for someone who is weak in mind and character.

If I want to create the perfect _______ then first I'll need a _______ then a _______.

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If I want to create the perfect Valentine then first I'll need a box of candy then a beautiful handmade card.

It's really interesting that __________ especially when __________.

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It's really interesting that you say you love me especially when I don't even know your name.

Can we just _______ instead of _______ all the time?

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Can we just all just get along instead of fighting all the time?

Though I used to _________ now I can't ___________ anymore.

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Though I used to love everyone now I can't trust that easily anymore.

Maybe today __________________ things will ___________, right?

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Maybe today everything will settle down and things will return to normal. That makes sense, right?

Abracadabra, I turn you into a _______ just so I can _______.

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Abracadabra, I turn you into a money tree just so I can keep up with the kids wants and needs. lol


When I woke up this morning, ______________ felt like they were ____________________.

________________

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When I woke up this morning, my eyelashes felt like they were glued together.

Whatever happened to _______ I don't know but I sure wish _______.

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Whatever happened to my girlish figure I don't know but I sure wish I could get some of it back.

There are times when I _____________ and then I just think maybe ________________.

____________

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There are times when I think back of the old days and then I just think maybe I should concentrate on these newer days.

Imagine I actually used to think that _______ but because I _______ I have to think that _______.

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Imagine I used to think that it was pronounced "bally-ball" but because I have heard other people pronounce it that way as well I have to think that it's really a common mistake.

When I say ____ what I really mean is ______.

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When I say I'm sorry what I really mean is I'm sorry you're such a twit. :lol9:

One thing I can never bring myself to do is _______.

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One thing I can never bring myself to do is get up early.

If I could paint the town one color, it would be ? .

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If I could paint the town one color, it would be purple.

As long as I get my _______ at least once a day, I'm good to go!

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As long as I get my glass of wine and then some at least once a day, I'm good to go!

Where oh where did ____________________ after all, _________________.

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Where oh where did the time go after all, we should make the most of what we have.


I'm getting so frustrated because ___________ even though I know ______________.

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I'm getting so frustrated because it seems stupidity is running rampant even though I know there's nothing that can be done about it.

I would be completely prepared to _______ if ever there is a _______.

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I would be completely prepared to fight till the death if ever there is a war against idea-less thieves!

Are you kidding me?? __________________ is _________ just when everything was ________??

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Are you kidding me?? Darkness is falling just when everything was bright and sunny.

Is it so wrong to want _______ instead of having to _______?