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I really wish it was springtime even though I know it's still a ways away.

I used to have the nickname _______ because _______.

I used to have the nickname bubble butt because I guess my butt looks like a bubble.

The craziest thing ____________________ and I almost _____________.

The craziest thing I've ever put in my mouth would have to be either squid or pig's tongue and I almost threw up in both cases.

Once, just to attract attention I _______.

Once, just to attract attention I went skinny dipping at a huge party.

Never go to ________________ for strange things _______________.

Never go to a renowned haunted house for strange things will surely happen to you.

No one ever found out I was the one who _______.

No one ever found out I was the one who decided where to bury Jimmy Hoffa.



If I didn't know any better ______________.

If I didn't know any better I'd say somebody was a bit of a psycho!

If I could only say "no" to _______ I would because _______.

If I could only say "no" to everyone I wanted to I would because being their doormat is getting on my last nerve!

Just when you thought it was safe to ________________, some dweeb has to _______________ and ruin it!

Just when you thought it was safe to put your guard down some dweeb has to jump in, mess you all up and ruin it!

I never go to bed without my _______.

I never go to bed without my pillow.

One day I decided to _________ but my plans were foiled when ________.