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If you were walking through a mall and met a begger with leprosy asking for money would you keep going?

Listen! My ______________ have everything I _________...I need them! Where ______________?

Listen! My suitcases have everything I may need for the time being so yeah...I need them! Where the heck are they then?

I thought there was a _______ in the corner; turns out it only a _______.

I thought there was a bug or a spider in the corner; turns out it only a some pieces of thread.

What I want to do is _________________.

What I want to do is eat my dinner and then go to bed.

A _______ went to see a _______ because he kept _______.

A man went to see a vet because he kept barking up the wrong tree.

When you turn the _______ on certain _______ they usually tend to get _______.

When you turn the oven on certain high temperatures they usually tend to get too hot and burn your food.



I really need to stop __________ because if not I'll _________.

I really need to stop laughing because if not I'll lose my breath and pass out!

You might find your _______ a bit _______ so maybe you might want to _______ instead.

You might find your old room a bit messy so maybe you might want to stay in a hotel instead.



You should know that ___________ but if you _______ that might change.

You should know that your attitude is really bad but if you try real hard that might change.

After years of _______ I have finally decided to _______ .

After years of cooking for other people I have finally decided to open up my own restaurant.

I have just invented the first _______ so that people everywhere will be able to _______ without any problem!