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then I would be really upset.

If you finished a hard riddle on your own with no help.

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then I would be really proud!

If you failed a kindergarten test...

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Then I wouldn't tell anyone :rotfl:

If your worst enemy was in deep trouble and you knew about it...

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... then I would be glad that it wasn't me.

If your computer showed the well-known "blue screen" for the third time within ten minutes, then..

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then I would call my pc repair guy and tell him I was bringing in an emergency...ETA, 15 minutes


If your favorite beverage was outlawed.....

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Then I would steal a bunch of it and sell it on the black market.

If you had to walk backwards everywhere you went.

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...then my neck would get very sore.

If you were told you couldn't vote...

Regards from Rosie
:jossun:

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then I would demand to know the reason why..I have my rights:rant:


If your friend need a sizable loan.....

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then I would make it happen and give him what he needed.

If you had the memory of a goldfish.

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then I would have a short-term...uhh...what was the question?

If you could invite any person you'd like to your house no matter the consequences...

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Then I would invite a very hungry person, and hope Id idnt run out of food, or that they found my secret stash!

What would you do if you saw someone with a really disgusting rash??

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then I'd ignore it and slowly move away...

If you just received a phone call from an ex...

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then I would wonder why they were calling.

If you wanted to test out a new medical drug that hasn't been approved yet, but really needed it.

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Then I'd be really glad I live near a pharmacy school with a great department of medicinal chemistry.

If you had two additional legs...

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then I would be on the Olympic running team, take home some gold medals ,and set some new records in speed. Cuz that's what I do. :biggrin:

If you tried to use a get out of jail free card from the game of monopoly in real life to a police officer.

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...then the police officer would start looking for a hidden camera... or maybe he'd suggest me about visiting psychiatrist....

If one day sun dissapeared forever...

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then we'd all be doom to darkness

If fish ceased to exist...

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Then sushi would cease too ;)

If we walked in only one direction...

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then if you forget something, you have to wait a long time to get back

If someone aggressive smacked you for no apparent reason...

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then he/she would get a kick for the same reason.

If you had to cut your lawn with a pair of scissors.

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then I'd better be paid good money for that!

If a parent started abusing you...

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:yikes: then I'd say it to my other parent for helping me

If your friend's mother told you she's in love with you...

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Then I would back away slowly and make sure she goes to the crazy house.

If someone spills red wine on you...

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then I would use "Wine Away" and take that stain out.

If you had to fire a friend of yours.

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I would help him find a new and better job of course.

If you only had one week of holiday in a year...

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then I would hope to get paid some serious cash for not taking more holiday time.

If you were to write a movie script.

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I will spend much time to type (or write?) and you will spend much time to read!

If you can make a lot of friend.(..)

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...then I'll have to buy 4 or 5 cell-phones to save all their numbers :)

If yo found a relic...

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I will find the other four and defeat the evil Count!!! (You'll understand once you've played Dracula's Riddle)

If I am your nightmare...

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...then I don't want to meet you anymore :brick:
If you discovered you're adopted?

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Then I would be very grateful for having a family that chose me to be safe and sound, though I am sure it would be hard but atleast love was there now.

If you realized that 10 thousand dollars was placed in your account by accident...

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I dont know...greed is a powerful thing

If the Cola wars was actually a war...

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Then I think it would be a cold war, get it cold. Hahahahahaha. :lol: I crack myself up sometimes.

If you had to work midnights and sleep during the day.

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then I'll be a vampire :vamp3:
If I was you, and you was baseracer0 and baseracer0 was Widow Black?

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THEN, u would certainly be a PORCUPINE

:)

if porcupines had teeth... (oooo)

:neutral:

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then we should go to dentist to check our thorns.
If the end of the world was tomorrow....

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Then I better get BUSY...like REAL busy...

If everything you touched turned Yellow...

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Then everything would be yellow...

If everyone spoke in Russian...

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Then the culture factor of the planet would diminish to just one.

If you started to cry on a very crowded subway...

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then I'd be a bit embarassed, but hey, it happens.

If caffeine IVs were available in place of coffee . . . .

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Then people would be tripping all over the tubes!!

If you could get alcohol patches to wear...