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Then I'd be really happy cause petrol costs too much in my country!! :biggrin:

If you got fired from your job/thrown out of school...

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then I would buy a paper the next morning

If you were bored half stupid

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Then I would call a friend and ask them to come down and be bored with me.


If you were picked to go into space....

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Then I would decline cause I like my feet staying on earth..lol


If you were told you could turn back time...

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Then I'm sure I wouldn't believe it :)

If you suddenly put on a lot of weight and just could not lose it...

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then I would really consider surgery. Nah, just kidding.

If you have to get up every 2 hours to feed your baby goat.

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I probaby wouldn't mind :) (Aww....cute little baby goat :hug4 :lol:)

If you lost your friend's car keys and knew that he/she didn't have a duplicate...

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then I would apologize really really really really really sincerely, and then buy them a green tea frapucino at Starbucks :)


If you were lining up to buy tickets to see Tenacious D, and you were for sure, gonna get lounge tickets, but you really really had to pee.....

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Then I would wish I had listened to my friend and had a handwritten copy of the numbers....(friend just lost his and i told him before hand to write them out somewhere, he says I jinxed him and was mad at ME)

Would you believe I had jinxed you?

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no I wouldn't. plus that's not an If statement

If you were diagnosed with cancer...

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I'd fight it with everything they can throw at it.

If you were picked to star in a made for TV movie....

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then it would probably have the worst ratings ever and people would throw tomatoes at me on the street when I walked by.

If you had an addiction you couldn't cure.

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then I would buy beautiful silk scarves, learn to tie them in different ways on my head and start a whole new fashion trend.


If you could be president for one day....

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Then i would use that time to rewrite the constitution, pass as many hair-brain ammendments and bills as possible, shout down the house of representatives, and try to have at least five sex scandals with my intern/s in that one day :D


If your woke up inside a trash can , like Oscar the Grouch.....

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then I would get out of it and see if I can find Sesame Street

If you were to wake up to find you've been sleeping for a year...

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(note:Very good question)

First I would praise heaven that I finally woke up..then I would demand a family reunion and each member would have to bring a months worth of newspapers.


If you could instantly learn any language, it would be....

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Chinese, of course, by the numbers...perhaps Szechwan but prolly Mandarin.

If you could be any famed ruler prior to 1492, you would have been.....

Regards from Rosie
:jossun:

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then I would choose Huang Di, because he was legendary known as the greatest and earliest rulers in China

If you could go back in time...

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I would listen to music that is popular back then.

If you lived in the Soviet Union....

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then I would be freezing

If you lived the earth's core and can survive...

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then I'd run around and then die because I can't take care of myself for...well how long isn't really necessary :tongue:

If you could save someone's life from the past...

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then I would go back and place a protective shield around President John F. Kennedy.


If you could choose one day to live over, it would be....

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then I would pray I was actually lost in dessert

If you could change the definition of one word...

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Then npfan would mean "A crazy kid from Asia" instead of "A person who likes notpron."

If the movie you were going to see was sold out...

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then I'd wait until the next screening

If the person of your dreams just dumped you...

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Then I'd be shattered!!

If you discovered that you had superhuman powers...

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then I could either halp the world...or destroy it

If you received a notice that a relative you never heard of died and is asked to visit his lawyer to receive something from his will...

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then I would think it was some kind of scam.

If you had to ask someone you didn't like for money because they were the only person who could help.

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Then I'd probably starve but never do it!! :no:

If you found out that you were allergic to chocolate...

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... then I'd have a sweet death....

If lie didn't exist...

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hmm...I'm not sure if you actually mean lie literally or misspelled life...but anyway

then everyone would tell the truth but it isn't always pretty

If you had to choose between your family and your friends...

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Then I'd choose my family hands down!!

If there was something wrong with the electricity in your house and it couldn't be fixed for a week...

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then I'd go to country for a week and I'd enjoy with nature....

If you were the last person on earth...

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then I would spend the rest of my life searching for just ..one..more..person.


If you could never tell a lie...

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then everyone would trust me

If you went crazy...

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...lots of people would pitch in to help me get better.

If you were pickpocketed.....

Regards from Rosie
:jossun:

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then I'd chase him until I tire out and then...

If you just received a message saying a loved one died...