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I'd bring you :P

If you had magnetic hands, then..

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then I would never lose my car keys!

If I had magnetic feet...

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then the sewer caps would stick to my feet and make my legs cramp.

If you could walk through walls...

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Then I'd never care that I lost my house keys!

If you had a skeleton key that opened any door...

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then I would have a lot of info on some very important people.

If you got caught sneaking into someone's closet...

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Then I pretend to be sleepwalking...
If you ran out of milk/ cream before your first coffee/tea in the morning?

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Then I would go back to sleep ;)

If your car ran out of gas on a deserted road in the middle of the night...

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...then I would thank God for cell phones.

If your car was so covered in ice, you couldn't get the door handle to move...

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then I would try and use the other doors and then if they didn't work start kicking them until they opened.

If you ran for president of the U.S.

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If I ran for president of the U.S., then GOD HELP US(both U.S. and humanity). :rotfl:

If you felt happier than ever before, then..

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that would rock! I would do something to try and make someoone else feel that nice.

If you were bored...

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..I could probably cheer me up.

If you were broke...

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then my in-laws would send me some money to help me out.

If you could live underwater.

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I'd swim with the dolphins!

If a really bad rainstorm wiped out your garden...

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then i would be sad, but excited at the prospect of starting over.

If you realized you were smelly when you were out doing something wonderful...

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then i would wish i was smelling gooood

if you had hairs in your tongue...

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Then I would totally FREAK out

If you had only one foot

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then I would change my name to Eileen. hahaha.

If you had to smoke for one day or not smoke for one day if you are a smoker.

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then, being a smoker myself, I would have no severe difficulties. (The other way around seems almost impossible)

If the pond in your garden was suddenly inhabited bt piranhas,

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Then I would not worry about disposing of bodies.

If I had 17 fingers...

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:joy:
Good one...!


If I had 17 fingers...

I could make a fortune in a Freak Show!

If I don't find a job, soon...

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then i will start learning kithar and sing on the street

If is not going to rain tomorrow...

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Then it will be a sunny day.

If it snowed in the deserts...

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I'd be wearing all the clothes i had bought in my suitcase as they would all be shorts and t-shirts


If there were no stars in the sky.....

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the moon would hide into the clouds.........

if i was waiting for someone who did'nt turn up?

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then I would have nothing to wish upon, and would consider suing the ET's.. bastids
If you found doo doo in yer mail box?

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Then I would have an excuse not to pay my bills ;)

If you jumped out of a plane without your parachute?

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...then I hope I learn to fly real fast :cheesy:

If I found a big sack of money...

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.....then i would do the right thing and donate it all to charity even if i am bankrupt, in the hope it will do my karma some good and get me even more money

If the world was in the shape of a star instead of a sphere......

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...then we would all have really good tans :cheesy:

If you were asked to be the star in a broadway show...

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Then I would jump at the chance and wow the world :biggrin:

If you were marooned on a deserted island...

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...then I would jump up and down screaming, " FREE!! FREE AT LAST, Oh Thank-you I am FREE AT LAST!"

If you had to choose between two lovers...

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...then I would choose the one I loved the most :)

If you had to choose whether you live with permanent diareah or toothpicks shoved up your fingernails...

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...then I would get a lifetime supply of pepto bismol.

LOL.

If you needed to make money fast...

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then I'd come up with a rich scheme plan

If you made someone to you a penny a day and to double the amount each time for 30 days...

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...then I would be financially well off for a little while :biggrin:

If you could take a one way trip into history...

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I would end up in the Victorian Era :)

If your car breaks down on the way to an important interview with no taxis in sight?

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then I would catch the bus running down the same street.

If you had to run in a marathon.

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then I would die.

If you had to isolate yourself due to illness....?

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Then I would not be pestered by all these petty non-problems that other people want to share with you.

If I was without any means of transport...

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Then you would probably get some much needed excercise ;)

If I didn't eat so much junk food...