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Then it would be Maverick. He was the man.

If you could be any animal what would it be.

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It would be the Cheetah. Beautiful, quiet, built to run fast and gets what it wants.


If you could take out anybody you wanted to and get away with it, who would it be.

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Then it would be my co-worker

If you could make your own tv show then...

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Then you would never view tv the same way again.

If you cold be any superhero you wanted you would be ___________ because ______________

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Then I would be Logan, the Wolverine because he heals real fast, ages real slow and has a metal skeleton that can stop even bullets (comic geek alert AAAAH)

If you could meet one person on Nordinho then...

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Then it would be Minerva01, so we could go have sushi together.

If you could be either brutally honest all the time or never able to hurt someone's feelings, then you would pick ________ because ________

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Then I would pick to be honest all the time because it is so important to tell the truth and by doing say may not hurt the person you are telling it to...tone is everything.

If you were a planet...

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Then I would be Jupiter.

If you had grey hair by the time you were 18.

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Then I would have been an even sexier Black Widow as the stigma would have set in much earlier.

If you had a choice between adventure or stability...

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Then the adventure would win out.

If you listen to only one song for the rest of your life then...

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then you would miss out on some great bands

If everyone drove the same car then

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there would be billions of guides trying to tell you the best route.

If you have been living all your life in a tree, then...

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Then I would be king of the squirrels.

If you had to relive one day over again.

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Then I would go back to the day I climbed the CN Tower to raise money for the World Wildlife Fund

If you were only going to live for one more day then...

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I would want to spend it with my loved ones.

If you had to pick between not showering for a week or not brushing your teeth for a month. . .

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i would not choose :D :P

if u were a porcupine :)

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i would be called avsfina

If you were a doctor...

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then my scratchy signature would come in handy!

If you could change the weather.......

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i would... let it snow let it snow let it snooooooooooooooow

If you had wings...

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I would definitely fly everywhere and ABOVE the snow! I would feel so free!

If you could eat anything you wanted but had to eat it everyday........

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i'd eat water? :D

if u were a fish

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If I were a fish then I would go a bout biting toes of unsuspecting toddlers
If you were a rapper....

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mmm... :S

i'd quit my profession and i'd learn to sing children's songs? :D :) ;)

if u were a porcupine, but a sick one...

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If i were a porcupine, but a sick one, i would start a ribbon campaign.

If you found cat pee on your bed...

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ooooooooooo :|

i'd clean it

if u were a popcorn seller

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If I were a popcorn seller, I'd have crappy benefits.
If you caught a friend in drag....

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...then I'd ask to borrow the fabulous dress he's wearing.

If I caught a friend in the nude...

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Then if it was a girl I might feel real embarassed, if it was a dude then I would burn my eyes out with a red hot poker. J/K

If you liked what you saw?

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Then I would hide in the bushes outs ide and hope to see more.
If you got caught doing such things.....

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Then I hope it wasn't by the police, but a friend who would join me.

If you broke your leg falling out of the tree you were spying from.

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then i could pretend to be a non agile tree "doctor"
if at the hospital, You find blood on your beds handrail, and it isnt yours

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then I'd freak out and start calling the authorities

If you were arrested for something you got framed for...

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I'd scream and through poop around like a monkey.
If you were in a cell with me while I was doing it?

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Then I would tell you that you have a good case for insanity. ;)

If your lawyer was Johnny Cochrane...

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Then I'd be kinda creeped out, cuz hes dead!
If you saw a ghost of good ole Johnny...?

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Hahahaha, good one. Not Carson, right. :wink:

Then I would ask him if the glove really did fit.

If you were able to jump like a cat.

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...then climbing out my window would require much less first-aid.

If you could jump like a grasshopper...

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Then I could reach the vases on top of cupboard, finally
If you saw someone with their clothes on backwards

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then i would think that they were dirty on the other side :biggrin:

If you could talk to Santas reindeers...

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I'd tell them that theyre not as cute as bush babies!

If you could meet one famous deceased person......

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Then I'd still be freaked out, I prefer the living, I have enough ghost problems

If you dropped a heavy book on your foot in the library, would you cuss outloud?