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Then it would be Jessica Alba, Linda Tran, and Eva Longoria.

If you could own any type of ring.

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Then it would have to be the wedding band that Joe Dimaggio gave to Marily Monroe..é

*Hi there Speedy...hope you are feeling back to your sexy self....

If you could make the whole human race aware of one important fact that would make them do something about it...

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*Hey Widow, I am slowly recovering, thanks* :wink:

Then it would be the danger of all drugs.

If you had the chance to write a book.

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Then I would write of how mankind is blind to the truth of our existence.

If you were King or Queen of a country...

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Then I would rule with an iron fist and gentle hand.

If you owned a tropical island.

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Then there would be a place on earth all living creatures would be safe.

If you had a Police Uniform and some handcuffs...

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I would arrest all the pedophiles I could

If I could donate $1,000,000.00 then...

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Then there would be one village in Africa getting on its way to self survival and growth.

If you could change a day in history...

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Then it would be the holocaust (spelling?)

If you could relive one memory...

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Then it would be one of the days my Mother hugged me as a child.

If you could be a famous historical person...

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Then it would be Einstein

If you could invent one important thing...

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Then it would be a pill to prevent Cancer.

If you had to erase one emotion from human geneaology...

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Then it would probably be hate

If you could help just one person...

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Then it would be the 4 year old boy I saw at dinner last night who needed a walker to move.

If you had one illness

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it would be nymphomania

If you had to steal money to live...

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I'd hit up fort knox

If you found yourself in jail tonight, it would probably be because . . .

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Then I forgot to pay for something at the store when I went shopping.

If you got to change the TV programming where you live.

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then I'll have to do it

If not getting any kind of Messenger when you are 18 or over means that you will be executed...

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Then I wonder what having none over thirty will get you?

If you had the top secrets files of JFK's assassination...

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Then I would be in danger for the rest of my life.

If the Kennedy assassination was just a hoax.

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then the government will have one more conspiracy to deal with

If everything in America was a lie...

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. . .then everyone would be a paranoiac.

If Bush hadn't been elected president AGAIN. . .

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Then we would have to deal with John Kerry as the other President.

If the Democrats didn't whine about missing chads.

:silly: :silly: :silly: :silly:

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Then all the voting paranoia wouldn't be what it is today.


If the scenes from the war were never shown on T.V.

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Then the newspaper is where we would have to get all our coverage.

If the fall of Rome never occurred.

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then...wait, Rome actually fell? O_o

If the Pope was a teenager...

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Then, he would be like the last Emperor movie.

If there was no religion in the world.

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Then people would finally learn to love each other.

If you were dying and had one last breath to say one last thing...

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I would hope to be able to tell those I care about that I love them.

If you could live your life as any character from a book, you would choose. . .

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Kay Scarpetta, the medical examiner from Sue Grafton's books.


If you could do one thing that you have never done then it would be

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I'd probably go spelunking.

If you were a lawyer, then. . .

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I would sue the pants out of everyone

If every person got sued by one person and that person won...

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Then banruptcy courts would be full.

If you could be a pro athlete for one day what sport would you play

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Then it would be a goalie for the Blackhawks.

If you could speak a different language, what would it be?

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German.

If i could sell dirst i would???

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. . . I would be surprised [because I'm not sure what that is]

If you could be credited for the invention of anything, real or imaginary. . .

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then I would have invented the World Wide Web.

If you could eat anything without worrying about calories.

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The I would be eating Chocolate, chocolate and chocolate!

If you could wear fruit as clothing...

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Then I would have a banana outfit.

If you had a million dollars.

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Then I would not be on the computer all the time.


If you could cure one disease

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It would be apathy [it IS contagious, I swear]
Barring that, cancer.

If you could be the lead in any movie of your choosing, then. . .