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Then I would demand I have the rest of the week off. :biggrin:

If we all had to shop for our parents.

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then i'd be broke

If the sun gave off coldness instead of warmth...

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Then I would really hate winter.

If the moon was our only light in which to live by.

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than it would be darker


if sandwichs had only noodles in them

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then it would be called a noodle sandwich

If the sandwich means a sandy witch...

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Then they would be cousins of Genie's.

If we found a lamp in the sand and it really had magic powers.

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Then we'd all be fighting over the 3 wishes

If superheroes like superman really existed...

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then maybe the world would be safer

if there was no such thing as horror movies

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Then where would I go to get a good scare?? :eek:

If clocks all went backwards...

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then nobody would know what time it was

If Peter Piper Picked a Patch of Pickled Peppers...

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Then he would have to sell them at the market.

If the pickled peppers went bad.

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Then Peter Piper couldn't have picked a pickled pepper


If every sentence was a tongue twister...

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Then I would give up drinking because I would butcher every time I spoke.

If alcohol was good gor you.

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Then we'd all be in a constant state of intoxication


If alcohol was like fizzy drink, and didn't make you intoxicated

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Then I would save a lot of money. (alcohol is expensive)

If we didn't have to worry about tomorrow.

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Then we could have so much more fun today!! :)

If every day was a holiday...

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Then I wouldn't know what to do about work. (Just kidding)

If we could take a vacation to the moon.

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then going to the moon wouldn't be a big deal

If people could live on Pluto...

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Then it might get it's status back as a planet.

If Pluto was one of our moons.

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then either Earth would be far away from the sun or Pluto would be much closer

If Neptune's and Pluto's orbit didn't sometimes "switch places"...

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then they wouldn't be as interesting.

If you lived in the 1800's...

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then I would have a long braid (China's Ching Dynasty reference)

If everyone followed Manchurian customs...

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Then I would know what they were


If the tellietubbies ran every major company in the world......

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then adults will act like toddlers

If no one actually grew up...

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Then Peter Pan would be my hero.

If when you grow up you could pick an age to stay at forever.

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...then you could buy those birthday candles that look like numbers in bulk.

If it was traditional to buy all of your friends presents on your birthday...

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then i am broke after my birthday.

if a train ONLY hit your eye...

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i'd be stupidly amazed xD

if u were givven a million dollar,,,

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i would buy a better computer! (mine sux, cant even take screenshots or use only 1 screen or it freaks out! o.O)

if you jump from the world trade center...

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then i'd break a lot of bones.

If you were made of Jell-o

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then I would be just like Jelly Jiggler from Bobobo Bo Bo-bobo

If everything was weird like that show...

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(i thought jelly jiggler was made of jam)
i would not be alone

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If comment?

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I'll start with a if question.

If we all had to watch reality T.V. for ever. :yikes:

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Then I guess we'd all have to learn to live with it! :eek:

If it started snowing in the middle of June....

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Then I would read the current Baker's dozen to keep myself occupied. lol.

If we got to pick any Christmas gift we wanted without worrying about price.

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then I would make everyone jealous!

If jealousy didn't exist...

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Then the world would be less of a hateful place.

:jossun:

If everyone huged every person they passed on the street...

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It would take twice as long to get anywhere, but we'd be happy when we got there!

If public hugging was considered a crime...

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noone would do it :flirt:

if trix was a porcupine... :flirt:

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My quills would be curly!

If avsf was NOT a porcupine...