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i'd had to be patient!!

If u could read others minds...

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i'd be bored? :):):)

if i was an astronaut

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now i'd be in the moon!!!

if i was a famous actor/actress...

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then I'd have my head in the clouds... :smile:


If I had the day off tomorrow..

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mmm i'd go to the beach :)

if i was a piece of paper

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someone would write on me...


If I was angry

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I'd write a letter expressing my feelings! :)

If I didn't know how to swim...

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I'd take lessons...


If I couldn't dance...

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I'd dance anyways! Unless of course you mean, it's not physically possible to dance, as in, I am legless, or paralyzed.. In which case, I'd spin on the dancefloor in my pimped out wheelchair :) Breakdancin at a whole new level, baby!

If I woke up in an alley with no clothes on...

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That's what my hubby does.. :smile:

I'd find a newspaper and wear it home.. :lol:

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What's the next scenario, pixee?? :)

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Opps.. I thought I put one.. Sorry

If you saw someone wearing a newspaper.....

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i'd point and laugh... hee hee no i wouldn't.. hmm i'd feel sorry for them :)

if you were speaking to someone who thought they knew you, but you had no idea who they were... then..

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i'd ask them, "who the hell are you?" :badgrin:

If you spilled your hot coffee on your good blouse...

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I'd rush to the bathroom cause i'd probably burnt myself *stripping blouse off in my rush*

If you woke up in a strange room..

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I'd have some explaining to do... :yikes:


If someone mystery lady kept calling your house and hanging up...

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(sorry pixie, that's me :blush:)

I'd track her number and find her, then ask her what the hell her problem is.

If your spouse forgot your anniversary...

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then I'd laugh my ass off and swat him in the head.... He forgets all dates, all the time... I tell my kids and they remind him... :winky: :lol:

If you forgot your anniversary....


{Look at that I'm officially an addict now! I just noticed :smile:}

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Then I'd try to cover it up like I didn't forget or hope he did too! :winky:

If you overslept and realized you just missed a full day of work...

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then I'd say to hell with it, I missed the day already and I'd go back to sleep.. :badgrin:


If you called in to work sick, when you weren't because you wanted to go to a show and while at the show ran into your boss....

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Did I just see him or did he see me too? :winky:

If I just saw him, then I would try to sneak away without being noticed.

If we saw each other, then I guess I'd ask what he's doing there. :lol9: If he's there too, how can I get into trouble? LOL

If a show (concert, play, movie, etc.) you really wanted to see was coming to town for one night only but it was sold out....

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mmm maybe i'd go listen outside? :):):)

if i liked turtle soup

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i would never make one for u!!!! :angryfire


if i liked penguins soup....

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u'd be in trouble, cause there is none available

if i had a lizzard

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i'd give him some mice to eat!!! :yuck:


If i had a brand new car...

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I would give to my sister.. and she probably will crash it!!

If I was going to my family's for the weekend.....

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i'd take the empty belly to eat a lot? :o :):):)

if i was a biker

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I'd have lots of tattoo's

If I was a famous opera singer.?

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:)

i would be slim!

if i had bees

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I would make a lot of honey

If I was pregnant..

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You would gain weight... probably a lot of it... :smile:


If you had a baby....

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i'd be a single mother,but he 'd be my most valuable treasure!!!


If i had no telephone....

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Then I'd go out and buy one! :winky:

If I was scared of dogs...

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i would buy a cat!!!

If i had a saw...

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mm maybe i'd cut some wood..., not from trees, already cut wood...

if i was an ant

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i'd live in a crowded house!!!

if i was a zombie....

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:|

mmm i'd be dead?

if i had a giant toe

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i'd remove it!!! :cry3: :badgrin:

if i was a fireman in north pole...

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i'd be on nordinho the whole day

if i was a fish

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i would live in ur fishbowl!!!

if i was the lion king :tongue4: .....

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i'd eat the other animals

if someone came to me and said, hey