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we'd be too :)

if we had fewer cells :):):)

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then we'd be smaller.

If you woke up in "that" escape the room game, the one you could never figure out...

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i would stand there until some nerdy kid with no friends, sitting in front of his computer, prompted me on what to do.

If my toes were animated talking mice...

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:):):):) u would scare cheese away :D:D:D (nice one ;))

if i had different coloured toes :)

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then you don't need to wear colored toe socks.

If there was no such thing as paper...

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Then I guess we'd have to write in the dirt or on rocks! :lol9:

If there were no such thing as computers...

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then we might face serious land shortages due to the space used to store records.

If there were no Microsoft and everyone was using an Apple...

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...then crashing would only be something you did while driving.

If you could smell like anything you wanted...

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then i'd smell like peppermint. What? Got a problem with peppermint?

If everybody smelled like peppermint...

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then everyone will feel more relieved with smelling nice.

If flowers were the dominant species...

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then we humans would be their slaves, and our purpose would be to water and maintain their flowery kingdoms.

If I was a genie in a bottle... except that I had no powers....

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Then I guess I would just have to thank my last master for setting me free! :biggrin:

If I was stuck up in a tree for a week...

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then I would 911 as soon as I know which tree you're at.

If I was a girl...

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then my name would be furgusette the pink.

If humans needed to sleep 20 hours a day...

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then I'd try to be as active as I can for those 4 hours.

If males were the ones to get pregnant instead of females...

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childbirth would be much more painful, I won't elaborate

If gravity suddenly reversed...

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then skateboarders would be the only people unnafected

If I could eat bad thoughts like they were food..

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Then I would eat everyone so that everyone would only have good thoughts. :tongue:

If you could sleep for as long as you like...

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I would have endless dreams and nightmares!

If I was the only one on the Earth.....

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Then I'd be very happy :biggrin: I can do anything I want, and be everything I want to be...Then again it'd be very, very lonely...


If the Dallas Mavericks won the NBA Championship this season...

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then i would not care in the slightest. Dallas who?.. champion whatnow?

If I had the highest IQ on the planet, but my IQ was a meager 75...

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then I would say, "In your face, Steven Hawking!"

If the equator and the Prime Meridian split the the Earth into 4 and you have to go through space to get to a certain part...

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u wouldn't bother cuz npfan told u doomsday is coming. :tongue:

if u had the power 2 read minds of animals...

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you would definately become a vegetarian.

If dirt was really made out of crumbled oreos . . . .

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then you can officially say that I eat dirt!

If you had a dream of meeting the perfect (wo)man and suddenly saw that person during the day...

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Then I would definitely approach them and tell them that they were in my dreams, although its bound to be rewarded with a big groan or laugh

If you were the reigning champion of backgammon, and your final world seeding tournament was against a 12 year old child...

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Then I would still give it everything I have because I know if I was that child, I'd want a fair game played. :)

If you could fly to the moon whenever you liked, just as we would normally drive to the store...

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I'd park my car there, because parking in LA is horrible!


If you could change gender at will...

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then I would change into a different gender while no one is looking, just to see what it feels like.

If all of Walt Disney's characters were real but exist in an unknown planet...

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then i'd try to discover that planet so i could meet them.

If hair grew in instead of out...

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...shaving would be much more painful.

If you could teach one child something important...

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it would be to stay away from der_pest.

If angels walked among us . . .

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Then everyone would feel their lovely presence.

:jossun:

If it continued raining for a whole year straight...

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then there'd be a huuuuge mud wrestling party!


If you could take over someone's life for one day...

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then i'd become the President of the USA, and declare my undying loyalty to Canada.

If you didn't have arms...

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then I must be typing with my toes!

If crime was legal...

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then by definition it wouldn't be crime. :)

If you could do one thing that you aren't supposed to...

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I would forcibly break up all the relationships of women who are married to men who dont love them, but who wont let them divorce, or women who are married to men who dont love them, but choose not to divorce because of their child. And I would also break up all of the relationships of old foreign men who are with young Chinese women, because it is just disgusting and completely wrong in my view.

If you were told you were eating crab meat, when it was in fact fish filler, or squab...

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then I think I'd notice the difference and then I wouldn't be eating it anymore and I'd make sure someone knew I knew... I certainly wouldn't pay for it..


If the cashier at a store undercharged you by more than 100 dollars and didn't notice...

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then I'd take the deal and if the store catches me, I'll just say that I didn't notice so I would put the blame on the cashier. :badgrin:

If there was a war between one person against another person against another person...(repeat "against another person" 6 billion more times)...

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then I would get scared and hide in a cave.

If you had a third arm...