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then we may well be cats


If everyone had the same amount of money/possessions etc., ....

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then that is real fair.

If everything was a shade of blue...

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if we are talking riches then, 1. there would be less theft and 2. we would all be miserable.
serisouly.you hear that people who have everything are not always the happiest people on earth.
but if we were talking on the brink of poverty then
people would see what its really like to be starving to near death, what it would be like to have no home and not only that, would they show some compassion, and humility, twords others who are worse off than them. i would know, because my rich cousin used to look down her nose at me, and just recently, her family have run into major money problems. to make the story shorter, she now knows what the fuzzy end of the lolly-pop is like.

edit: sorry i didn't know npfan got to the post before me.
if everything was blue it would be boring!!!!

if the whole world was like the worlds of FF(final fantasy).....

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then I would own a masamune.

If everywhere you turn was a threat to your live...

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I would stay still

If Finnland newer won the Eurovision SC ...

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then the earth would be sucked into a vortex, and all would become a nightmare of polka and strange warbling folk music

If learning to play the piano acordian was compulsory in all high schools worldwide...

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then we all would know to play the piano ;)

if I could sing 10 octaves high ...

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then all the glass would break.

If having a pet is illegal...

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we would kill all pets :lol:

If I had a 20 cm diameter mouth ...

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then you would look very strange because of your large mouth


If we all had to sleep during the daytime and be active at night?

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then time would have to be set according to the moon and not the sun.

if half the nordinho accounts were deleted...

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then I would use a code to prevent me from being deleted.

If Nordinho was really runed by a 5-year-old child...

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Then I would really feel like a dolt.

If every shoe had only heels

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then it would always be awkward to walk.

If the only thing you have to eat was soup...

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Then i'd look pale and be malnourished =/

If you could re-cast one movie role any way you wanted..

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then I would re-cast "The Wizard of Oz" with Eddie Murphy as the tin man, Chris Farly as the lion, Dave Chappelle as the scarecrow and Dorothy would be a giant Iguana.

If I had One Hundred arms...

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then I'll cut off 98 of those arms.

If having a brain that's bigger than the other one actually means you're dumber...

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then only the small headed would know the differnce.

If there was no "l" key on your keyboard...

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then how would we wr_te words w_thout the letter _? (:biggrin:)

If we could just write with our eyes rather than with our hands.....

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then we might write things that we didn't really want others to read :(

If you were alone on a desert Island...

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if you meant desert island
then I would use a stick and write, "HELP"

if you said Dessert Island
then I would scream until I lose my energy

If the only reason you were loved because of you money...

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mmm i would choose my friends carefully...

if i had alot of money

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Then I would pay off my student loans and car and then help my parents out where I could.

:winky:

If I was completely broke...

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Then I would quickly try to find a good job to earn some money.


If you were left an inheritance of a house in a different country, but didn't want it

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"If you were left an inheritance of a house in a different country, but didn't want it"

Then I'd sell raffle tickets for it on ebay.. :lol:


If you inherited an oil painting that was valuable but in your opinion also very ugly....

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i'd sell it to a famous gallery that would blindly reconise the uglyness as "art"

If my balony had a first name...

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it's N-P-F-A-N! :crazy1:

If the only thing you could eat was sugar...

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Than the soldiers of the Sugar war could go home to their families and finally find peace and solace.

If you never had to sleep...

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then I'd be posting 24/7 for the next 80 days.

If China had a deep dark secret revealed to the US...

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Then the US would use it to control and profit from China. And George W would go crazy (moreso) with Power.


If you had a Goose that layed golden Eggs

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then I'd be really rich!

If a duck layed goose eggs...

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it's bottom would hurt because they'd be too big!

if it would only stop raining....

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then it'll be a sunny day! :jossun:

If the world was flat...

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...i'd jump up and down a lot to shake the people on the other side!

If I were a space alien...

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then I'd call the people from Roswell, New Mexico

If you can convert points into actual cash...

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then this nija would steal all the points in Nordinho

If life was like a box of chocolates...

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then I would stay away because some chocolates contain peanuts and I'm allergic.

If everyone can see through people...

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then nobody would see anybody

if poker was an olyimpic sport...

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then I'd win the gold medal!

If China was larger than Russia...

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then russia would be the largest country anymore.

If the world ended in 7 minutes...

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then I would just kill myself to get the stress over with.

If cells are actually 100x bigger...