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astronauts could stop and eat there on the way to Mars.

If digging a hole would actually get you to China...

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There would be lots of deep holes everywhere!

If man could live on any of the planets....

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There would be some very long commutes to work!


If you could travel to another dimension

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Then I could pick a fight with my "other-dimensional self" just so I could say I was conflicted with myself. :duckie:

If u could b ruler of the world...

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I would choose to travel to the Bizarro dimension with the hopes of finding my bizarro twin. Niffirg ..EDIT (too slow)

I would rule the world with an iron fist, and a silver tongue. And on the weekends I would go fishing.

If the banana was actually a sentient form of life, except that it had no way of communicating, and all this time we have been eating them like savages

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they would one day rise up to engulf us in their mushy, yellow mouths.

If the oceans dried up . . .

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we had no water and died ...

If I was a clown ...

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Then I would attend a lot of children's parties as the entertainment! :biggrin:

If the sun began to rise in the west instead of the east...

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Then the world would be different.

If computers didn't existed....

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then we would play Nord games by mail, but it would be a slow and tedious process.

If snail mail actually involved the use of snails

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then snails from all over the world would have meaningful employment, delivering tax returns, and fruitcakes from my grandmother made 25 years ago...

If monopoly money was real money...

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Then every1 would b thrilled to pass "GO" because it would means getting $200 again in real life! :lol:

If every1 was a real life viking...

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Then there would probably be a lot of raids everywhere! :eek:

If cars had never been invented...

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Then there would be less pollution and everyone would be much fitter!


If you could invite ANYONE famous to your house for dinner....

Then I would invite Stephen King, H.P Lovecraft (RIP) Clive Barker, Edgar Allen Poe (RIP) and my father. And we would have a really great meal and then talk about writing the best horror books in the world and also the world as it is currently.

(great question btw :nodder:)

if you found a bag full of money...

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I would by a house and a new car, and then I would give the rest to poor people (my friends).

If we learned to communicate telepathically . . .

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Then mute people could commuicate without sign language.

If everybody was required to know First Aid...

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death rate would decrease

if furgus the blue was furgus the white

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Then he would always wear white instead of blue? :confused:

If everyone could walk on water....

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then swimming wouldn't be as much fun

If we stoped selling bottles of water, canisters of air, bags of dirt, and lighters....

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...? We would dehydrate, suffocate (to a small extent), be without dirt? and those of us who are non-smokers would be much happier, were it not for the dehydration and suffocation.

If happy little elves aided our every whim..

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... then I'd be one happy camper.

If your house had five floors ...

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then I would have a lot of people over.

If the mythological creatures were really real...

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then they wouldn't be very mythological

If you didn't have a reflection....

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then I'd be just like Vamp.

If Hong Kong somehow took over Russia...

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Then the Russians would be forced to learn Chinese?

:jossun:

If all water was suddenly turned into milk...

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oy, cows would go on vacation :)

if jess was a penguin

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Then I would live in Antarctica and get to play on the ice! :winky:

If andre was a monkey... :tongue:

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then he would finally have his daily amount of potassium.

If Nordinho never existed...

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Then i'd need anouther gaming site to go to

If I lived in a house made of Jell-o...

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You'd be a happy boy!!

If everyone in the world loved each other...

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then the population would dramatically increase.

If there was no such as God or a god...

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many people would have to wake up to themselves. But my life would be no different

If there was a new law that people had to each day, at least once, hold their arms in the air while shouting the name of their secret love...

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there might be a lot of red faces around!

If you could marry only once in your lifetime, but you had to marry by the age of 22....

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then I only have 9 more years before I suffer.

If you had a teacher who was younger than you...

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Huh? :lol: Then that would be really weird...Not mentioning the fact that I'd be calling someone younger than I am "Mister" or "Miss" even if I don't work in a fastfood chain.

Okay...
If you had a blue dog...

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...then you'd get blue pupplies from it

If it was law that you had to scream, at the top of your lungs, once a day ...

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then a remady for laryngitis would be discovered and sold very, very quickly.

If you bumped into the Easter bunny in Wall-Mart...

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...then he just might give you all his left over eggs.

If we had two extra arms ...

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just think of all the extra stuff we do!! Woohoo!!


If there was no sugar left in the world...

:wave: hi K'Lyn

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me and my army would win!

If you know the weakness of sugar and wanted to announce it to everybody...