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Then she'd go on a game show

If rocks had feelings...

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I wouldn't kick them when I'm mad.

If the martians came to earth and everyone seen them.

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if noboddy have a lill bit sugar

then there go crazy

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Well you are actually supposed to finish the last persons IF statement with a THEN statement and then give a new IF statemet.... So I'm going to go back to the previous one which was:

If the martians came to earth and everyone seen them.

My response is:

Then we would finally know the Truth IS out there! :lol9:

Next IF - THEN statement:

If the egg really did come first...

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then the chicken must have come here out of nowhere?

If eggs where a measure of purchasing then...

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im thinking that you mean something along the lines of .. if eggs were a form of currency.. Harold :winky:

Then I would be stuffed, cos im alergic to Eggs, although... they do come in handy shells, and maybe the hardboiled Egg would be like a Hundred, and a scrap of scrambled egg would be like loose change... hmm messy money.

IF the Earth existed only in the dreams of some Alien Mine worker who has never seen the surface of his own planet and who knows nothing about life...

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we'd be dreams too

if we could have what we dream of

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Then what would be left to dream of? :thinking:

If we had to drive all cars backwards...

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then I feel sorry for anybody near me when I'm on the road.

if ducks said "moo" and cows went "quack"...

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cows would be yellow and ducks black and white :)

i diggity was a penguin

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Then she would probably be the biggest flirt among the other penguins! :lol9:

If avsf was a duck...

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he would swim :)

if jess was a baby pig :P

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Then she would be just the cutest baby pig ever! :lol9:



If avsf could never visit the beach again.... :sarcastic

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he would see some movies of the beach :lol:



If you never looked in that spoiler tag ...

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Then i wouldn't wonder why that . was in there

If the eatting of vegitables was illigal..

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Then I would be a smooth criminal.

If the fourth deminsion doesn't exist.

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then what am I doing sitting in it.

if there was no such thing as gravity....

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"when pigs fly" wouldn't have the same meaning.


If cars had a personality...

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...then I hope mine would not take after Garfield's.

If the sky were to fall down tomorrow...

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then id be sure to take an umbrella when i go out

If eleven came before ten and one hundred came before zero

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Then I would be all confused! :lol9:

If rain came from the ground instead of falling from the sky...

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we would be wet on our soles ...

If we didn't knew about dressing and we were all naked ...

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Then more people would be more comfortable with nudity since everyone is always naked! :winky:

If we had feet for hands and hands for feet...

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we would walk in hands and eat with feet :lol:

If we were supposed to kill ...

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we'd kill vegetables

if gokuhssj3 was a rabbit

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then he'd eat all the carrots in my mothers garden!! :mad: (if she had any)

If my mother really did have carrots in her garden...

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I would sneak in at night and eat them. Mmm . . . crunch . . . mmmm . . . crunchy crunch . . .


If I had enough cotton candy to build a monument . . . .

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...then "Hansel & Gretel" would come and eat my monument...

If Earth was the sun...

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then sun was the earth and you were me and I was you ... :lol: lol ..

If I had enaugh money to travell to moon ...

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...then, we hadn't enough money to travel to Neptune

"If we could read people's mind..."

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then what a tale their thoughts would tell.

If i could turn back time, if i could a way...

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...then I'd I'd take back those words that hurt you and you'd stay.

If I could save time in a bottle ...

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I would need a catralion bottles too fill my life :lol:

If the dragonball story was true ...

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then everybody would be a cartoon.

If i had two eggs, a bucket, and three types of cheese...

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I would mix 'em and give it to someone to eat it :)

If I had a magic wand ...

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I'd wave it and make everyone in the world happy and fulfilled with life :)

If clouds were made of cotton wool...

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They wouldn't float very well, and would probably fall out of the sky and suffocate us all! Aaaah!

If coffee rained from the sky . . .

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We'd all be extremely hyper all the time!

If rainbows had a pot of gold at the end....

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we would wear ourselves out chasing the end of the rainbow and all get in great shape!

If puppies could talk . . .

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they would say....*give me more food* all day long!

If stars could be picked from the sky...

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I would have a room full of stars, and the night sky would be black.

If the moon was made of green cheese . . .