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I would rule the world and enslave the rest of humanity.

If I had all the Dragon Balls and the dragon granted me a wish . . .

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I would ask him to make me a supersaiyan !!!!!!

If I was a supersayian ....

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millions of children would watch me on tv while eating their breakfast every morning before school.

If I could run my own prison..

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Then I would have to hire some pretty experienced corrections officers to deal with all the prisoners.

:jossun:

If I was the lead singer in a band...

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Then people wouldn't come to the show.

(I'm a really bad singer, I tried singing once, 5 died, 6 are still recovering)

If i was a good singer...

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Then I'd be a shoe-in to get the lead singer position in a band! :winky:

If had a bad back...

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I would go to the doctor.

If I had a million $ ...

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I would make a wrold cruise and stay at Bora-bora for about 3 weeks :lol:.

If we used drawings instead of letters ...

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then we would be great artists by now!!!

If we could still use pigeons instead of stamps?

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If we could still use pigeons instead of stamps then getting mail would be great fun.

If Harold was a very envious person ...

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She would be very envious of me!!!

If jelly beans fell out of our mouth every time we tried to talk.....

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Then we'd either have to stop talking or we'd drown in jelly beans! :lol9:

If all the computers in the world crashed at once...

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we would all have to start talking to "real" people instead of chatting on Nordinho ;)

If my brain was surgically removed and implanted in a gorilla . . .

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the gorilla would enter nordinho and have a nickname like : "gorillaman" or "gorilla with ninja brain"

If people could clone people ...

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Then we'd all be in trouble! :winky: We'd never know who's real and who's not.

:jossun:

If you found a deserted island with all the modern necessities....

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I would buy it and live on it ....

If I had enaugh money to buy the island ....

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Then I would, and then declare it my own nation. The United Provence Of Furgus (UPF).

If The UPF really existed...

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you would have to buy the neighboring islands otherwise people would laugh at the fact that you used "United" in your name.

If string cheese was suddenly produced as a currency...

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oy, society would collapse? :)

if we ate only fish

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Then everyone would hae to learn how to catch them! :winky:

If the world began to revolve the othe way....

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then scientists would have plenty to talk about!!

if everyone smiled today.....

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we would be all happy !

If god would talk with us .... like in simpsons ...

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would we listen?

if we slept 20 hours a day

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Then we'd have to get all of our word done in just 4 hours! :eek:

If music all around the world just suddenly stopped...

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then we would have to make some more with saucepans and wooden spoons. And cowbells!

If I had a cowbell

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I would give it 2 my sister so that she would be a cow :badgrin:

If I had no brain ...

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Then life would be quite hard.

If I won the lottery....

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I would make a world tour, I would buy a super-large villa and eat ice-cream all day long!!! :biggrin:

If I had no legs ...

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u could not walk

if i had no job

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I would be free all day ...

If I had a rusty car ...

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then people would stare, point at it and laugh.

If I had the power of magic...

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I would go and play with Harry Potter :lol:
If I had a very big brain ....

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Then I would go to the doctors for a check up

If I ruled the world...

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I would make every country live in peace...

If I was on Mars (planet)....

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I would eat lots of Mars Bars

If i was a cat...

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I would eat Wiskas

If I had no ears ...

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Then I would not be able to wear my glasses!!

If I was the only man in the world...

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Then I'd never hear "Not even if you were the last man on earth" ever again.

If I couldn't read...

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I would learn to read!

If I could not sign (sign language).......

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Then I would have to lip-read.

If I could knit...

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I would make gloves, scarfts and hats!!

If I could drive a fire engine....