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:):):) (harold's a she dude :P)

u'd be heavier? :)

if i was rich

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I would make a world tour :)

If I had a very big HEAD ...

P.S: Well Harold isn't really a feminine name :biggrin:

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I would let animals play on my head and have a small commune of hippies living there also.

If I was a hippie named moonweevil flowerspanner...

yes its something of a mystery as to why she chose the name Harold as her user name.

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I would smack my parents (not literally) for naming me that.


If I were an Umpah Loompah......

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id be swimming in that river of chocolate...

if i was Willy Wonka

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I would be Gene Wilder not Johnny Depp.


If life was like a video game it would resemble....

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pac man.

(gene wilder rocks)

If I could rename the planet earth, i'd name it...

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binky!

(insert Faith Hill music here)
If I could have
Just one wish...

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then I'd wish for more wishes (duh :P)

If I was told I couldnt wish for more wishes....

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Then I'd stuff the genie back in his damn bottle and not let him out til I got more wishes.


If I could meet one famous dead musician it would be......

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then i would meet Freddy Mercury

If my alarm clock enjoyed sleeping in too....

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then we would sleep til noon.

if i could be 18 again....

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u'd learn how to drive?

if i was a pilot :)

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Then I'd be able to fly myself anywhere I wanted to go! :winky:

:jossun:

If I had no job but had bills to pay...

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I would steal money to pay'em

If I had a BIG BIG nose ...

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I would have to help other men woo Roxanne.

If I didn't like my parents...

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i would be out very often perhaps

if i decided to have a very long phone call

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Then I'd better make sure its not long distance or I'll have to pay a HUGE phone bill. :winky:

If one day I wish to run away and join the circus...

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I would be a juggler!

If only I could espace to a desert island, I would.....

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become a queen and have beautiful men serve me grapes while fanning me with palm branches.

If I drink one more cup of coffee . . .

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Then I'd spit it right back out. Yuck! I can't stand coffee! :winky:

If I'm never able to eat chocolate again...

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then i'd eat skittles instead

If I woke up, and my feet were on backwards...

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Then i'd be mightlily surprised and wonder about how on earth that actually happened.

If we could relive and change our own pasts...

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I would leave everything exactly the same way.

If I could have anything to eat that I wanted, regardless of calories, I would eat . . .

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Pizza, chips, cakes and so on ...

If we could live 1000 years I would .......

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....be incredibly old!

If the world could change for just one day I would want it to be.........

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garbage free.

If the world was garbage free, for eternity...(heh, that rhymed in my head)

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then we would be much more healthier...

If there were no fruits on the planet .....

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we'd eat more vegetables :)

if all food had the same colour :)

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we would go crazy ! ! !! !

If we could jump 4 meters high...

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stairs would be unnecessary?

if there were no elevators

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loool I liked the one with the stairs !! :lol: :thunbsup:

.... we would be masters in climbing stairs.

If monkeys were as intelligent as we are ....

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Then they'd be smart enough to hide their smarts because they'd know that somebody out there would take offence to a talking monkey.

If there a hippo in your bathtub...

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"was a hippo"

I would take the gun and shoot it :badgrin:

If we could live without breathing ..

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oooooooo, we'd explore underwater :D

if we lived underwater

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we'd never get thirsty . . . unless it was salt water in which case we'd probably die of dehydration.

If the Easter Bunny hopped up to me right now, he would say . . . .

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don't make me for dinner :)

if i knew who invented easter bunny

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I'd punch him in the face and say, "It should have been the Ninja Kitty, not the Easter Bunny!"

If I hold still for long enough . . .

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mmm!!! :):):) (punch??? :P)

u'll fall asleep

if i fell asleep at work

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I would have to convince my boss that I just took up meditation and it helps me focus at work.

(And fine, I wouldn't punch him, maybe a kick to the head though ;))



If I saw a lobster crawling under my desk . . .

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I would simply shoot him and throw him off the window.

If I had superpowers ....