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u would choose them more carefully

if u were a writer

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I would write 1001 books !!

If I were Joanne K Rowling ....

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i'd buy me a nice house by the beach and do nothing? :D

if i was a missionaire

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...then I would be very confused and you wouldn't be a millionaire.

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If I had my own jet......

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Then I wouldn't be here!

If I was a meerkat...

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then i would have those lovely black eyes i always wanted !!! hahahahaha

If i could slap my boss...

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u would be fired

if i was a farmer

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your animals would die and your plants would have fungus!

If olives were all over like wild flowers...

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:S

there would be no olive oil?

if cars ran on water

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then boats would be on the street!

If we could slide on the rainbow...

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that would be a m a z i n g :)

if the rainbow was black and white

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then penguins would have rainbow colours!:joy:

If we had only three fingers on our feet...

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Well Harold, if we had fingers on our feet thats strange enough and gross!!

If we had to take pics of our feet everytime we took a step....

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then we wouldn't walk anymore :lol:

If we had 10 wives ...

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you'd be very hen pecked.

If I had a huge spot on my chin....

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i would clean it off :)

if i was very very full from eating

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I would explode!

If I had only one tv channel on my tv ...

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ooo, u better love it :D

if i had 2 channels on my tv

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then i'd watch the good channel, the one with cartoons.

If half of the population of earth went to live on mars...

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the martians would teach us manners?

if we couldn't speak

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Then we'd have to use our hands to communicate! :)

If no one could see anything...

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I'd either have no job at all or be very very busy.


If everyone in the world had to live in tents...

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then there would be much less emphasis on materialism. We would be forced to focus on becoming more societal. And, there would be a migration to a more agreeable climate. Oh, and tents would evolve into huge multi-room things, since the rich have to flaunt their money by buying the bigger dwelling.

If you were forced to say a pleasant, "Hello" to, and smile at, everyone you passed on the street...

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Then it might be a better world to live in...

If everybody's hair was the same colour, brown, and we had no way of changing it then ...

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then people would cut it into various lengths in an attempt to create hair style, just like they do now.

If we could carry things ion our bellybuttons...

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we wouldnt need a bag

if I had an island

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I would call it "the isle of Griff"

If my hair were Medusa-esque...

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then you be scared to eat anything because the snakey hairs will eat it before you! :thumbsup:

If we had eyes that shine in the night...

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That would be cool, I would be out every night.

If chocolate tasted like chicken....

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we wouldn't eat it! :yuck:

If chocolate didn't exist ...

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wow, i'd invent it :D

if i was a cow

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then i'd avoid slaugher houses and work my way to a hindu populated area where i'd be safe from being eaten.

If we could buy dreams...

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then i would make a fortune for selling dreams.

If :shhh: babies were coming from heaven...

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they would bring helmets?

if all the funds that go to war and so would be redirected to useful things

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Then we would live in a happier world!

If I had all the tea in china...

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then you'd have a huge warehouse to keep it all in, and you'd be able to sell it at very high prices.

If cookies were illigal...

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... then I'd be a dealer.

If there was a worldwide curfew of 11:00pm then ...

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I have no idea what that means ...

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then rebels would stay up after 11 and party in the streets.

If tears were never cried...

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they would be laughed :biggrin:

If trees were made outta sugar ......

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then all caterpillars would be diabetic.

If elephants would have had wings ....