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then I'd call the police and then the insurance company and tell them I had the Mona Lisa in there. :biggrin:

If you were on Top Chef...

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then I would have a lot of fun, but would probably not win, ha ha.

If you could choose one show to make an appearance in, then it would be...

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Then it would be no show. I've no interest on appearing on television.

If you woke up and found yourself on the ceiling...

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then it would have been one hell of a party.

if you could be royalty for the day....

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If I could be royalty for one day, ok, I would withdraw a million pounds from my bank account (they won't miss it ok) and give it to NSPCC and childline, cos they need money right now..

If you were lost in a desert with no water, then ..

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then I would build a sand castle to play with.

If you had to beg for something to eat everyday.

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then, I'd call round your house .. (you'd feed me right, one alpen bar, banana, a sandwich, one microwaved veggie dinner.. oh and cups of tea ok)

lol

If you found a milion pounds in a suitcase under your bed.. then

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I'd change them to New Israeli Shekels :lol:


If you were walking down the street and saw a begger...

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I would give her/him some money ..

If you were lost on a snowy mountain with no mobile phone, then..

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then I'd quite probably end up doing a good impersonation of your current mood graphic.

If you were shoved out of an aircraft with a defective parachute...