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if they were a good friend then I would find some way to forgive them.

If you ate the slugs that invaded your kitchen..

then I would probably lose my lunch, everywhere.

If you had to choose a limb to lose....

if I had to chose a limb to lose, ok, then I would choose left arm, as I am right handed and would prefer to my legs..

If you lost your memory and were found wandering around the supermarket..

then I'd check my purse for clues to my identity, and then buy some groceries.

If you liked your neighbors, but they were very loud while you needed to sleep....

then I would invite the whole neighborhood to their house and trash it until they got the hint.

If you could walk on water.

Then I could make less detours in this country, and maybe heal some sick people in the process....

If you owned a fine castle, then...

then I'd probably sell it. No way could I afford its upkeep.

If you lived in a cave...

then I would've been kept in the dark and fed manure

If you were kept in the dark and fed manure...

then I would get out a lighter.

If you turned into a banana...

then I would feel most uncomfortable near anyone in the monkey family

If you were an apple...