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then I would collect the insurance and buy a new vehicle, after I got over the shock, ha ha.

If someone parked in front of your driveway and you couldn't get around them....

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then that person would find themselves with four flat tires. Just let the air out not slashing them or anything, I would save that for the next time.

If you found out the car you just let the air out of the tires for being parking in front of your driveway with no way out, was your elderly parents.

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Ha ha ha...

Scream in the bathroom probably ok first...

then, take a deep breath, and tell them the truth and pump them all up again!!!

If found a wallet with lots of money in, in the middle of the countryside, then.........

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My conscience would nag at me until I turned it in to the police...sigh...darn conscience:biggrin:


If you knew your boss cheated on income tax returns...

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then I might ask him for some advice on how I might do the same. :lol9:

If you got caught with your hand in the cookie jar...

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Then I'd wink at whoever caught me and take a big bite of that cookie :biggrin: No use denying it now, may as well enjoy.

If you had to leave your house permanently, but only had time to grab one thing.....

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then I would grab my wife, lord knows I couldn't leave her behind. ;)

If you had to bring one thing to the moon...

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Can it be a person? If so, it would be my sweety (my number one, ok, and he knows who he is!!).. or a thing, well I guess I would take my laptop and hope it works from there!

If you had nowhere to live, then..

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I would hope my friends and family would help me through that time by giving me a place to stay. Or I'd live in a van by the river :biggrin:

If you could only visit one site online for the rest of your life...

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do you even have to ask? Nord of course.

What is the silliest thing you have done when drunk?