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there'd be more than one mr. ed.

if penguins only survived in hot climates ...

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ooo, there would be a suntan for penguins? :)

if penguins had teeth

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Yeah they sell them at the supermarkets here. Such sad little things they are too. i always feel terrible when i see someone buy one. :cry:


If Penguins had teeth, then Eskimos would have interesting Penguin teeth necklaces

If I had a pet Dragon named Oscar who was very good at ventriloquism

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...then I would make a killing in Vegas!!

If The Boogey Man really did exist ...

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(you mean he doesn't) then I'd catch him and allow children all over the world to throw pies at him....


If the stork really did deliver babies...

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where would she get them from?

if fishes could fly

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then it would be easier for birds to catch them...


If the world was flat...

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then noone could travel AROUND the world.

If our ears were as big as elephant ears....

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we could make tents

if we lived in tents

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we could get more healthly, sleeping in the outdoors!

If we had a bad nightmare.....

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...then we'd wake up screaming!!!

If today was yesterday ...

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then i'd get to go on a field trip again.

If you lived Febuary 23 over and over again...

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I'd never see my birthday again!!!

If you could leap tall buildings...

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I would wear loose fitting pants

If you had eleven chances to do twelve things properly

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then I might find myself up a creek without a paddle...

If I had a pair of shoes for every day of the week ...

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then I wouldn't bother if my shoes were clean enough :).

If I had to chose where to spend my 2-weeks holiday ...

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i'd go to the beach :)

if i had hollidays now

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i would like to travel to the tropical area and then learn to swim

if you became a pupil again...

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then I'd feel bad for my teacher.. I'm a handful.. :badgrin:


If you saw a turtle trying to cross a busy roadway...

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I would take it and put it in a safer place.

If you could learn one more special thing ...

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Ahh that's so nice of you Wit.. I've done that myself even with the snappers.. :lol:


then I'd learn how to levitate.

If you could instantly learn any one language...

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Of course, I would do that - not just for a turtle, but for any other creature:).

...then I would learn the language of nature.

If I could turn everything I touch into gold ...

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i'd buy u some gloves... (poor u)

if all i touched turned smelly :):):)

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...then I'd run for cover!!!

If all the stars just suddenly fell from the sky ...

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techincally we would freeze to death in about 8 minutes as our sun is also a "star", plus nautical navigation would be really thrown for a loop.

If a mermaid that looked like Daryl Hannah washed up on the beach and you discovered her...

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i'd say, hello :)

if i was very cold

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then you'd be part of the Blue Man Group

If I were your sister then ...

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Too slow. then i'd put on a coat. and maybe some gloves.

If you were my sister then you'd be up stairs listening to music.

if Mickey Mouse was never drawn...

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i'd do it ;)

if i was a rat

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then I'd live on a cruise ship, eat cheese, and befriend the rich peoples dogs.

If Yellow was a flavor, not a colour...

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i'd loooove to eat yellow :)

if we could not talk

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I would use sign language (oohh wait a mintue I already do!! :biggrin:)

If we could not read books.......

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what would all the hot librarians do? Maybe they would all start working at video stores? Well no, NetFlix, et. all., are slowly killing them off... hmmm... I just don't know.

If there really was an animal uprising like the one that appears in "Animal Farm"...

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then humans wouldn't stand a chance

If you had an exact clone...

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i could stay home while my clone does every thing

if you could swin in electricity

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ohh thats a good one

I would have electric eels as my companions and listen to my ipod underwater (in theory I would listen to my ipod, but now its stolen so I cant :cry:)

If religion did not exist

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th world would eba better place

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(there certainly would be less wars and conflicts :nodder:)

we need a "if.... " now bro :smile:

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if banana people ruled the world

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they would be crooked politicians (get it? crooked.. :lol:)

If I had one chance to say I love you, and at that moment you interrupted me to say.. "you know, you really talk too much"..

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Then I would say "No, you do.." and kiss you right on the lips! :winky:

If I got stranded in a snow storm in the mountains...