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... then, by definition, (s)he could/would not be my soulmate!

If you could not afford to pay the rent, then...

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then I would beg the landlord to not evict me and find a side job.

If you lost all your money in the stocks.

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Then I would never gamble again!!!

If your pet ran away...

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Then i would walk the streets wailing and bleating his/her name, in a desperate attempt to attract him/her back to me, and if that failed, after many a tear-filled night, i would buy a new one.


If your chemist said to you one day - "dare you to take these blue pills, no questions asked".....

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Then I would say"double dare you to take them first,and I'll check on you tomorrow"



If you discovered a secret that you really should'nt have discovered....

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then I'd force myself to forget it.

If you saw a graffiti tagger spray painting your neighbor's car.....

Regards from Rosie
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Then I would call the police.

If your car broke down in the middle of nowhere and your cell phone was dead.

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Then I would just have to wait for another car to pass hoping that the driver of that car has a cell phone that's charged :)

If you got thrown into jail for a crime that you didn't commit...

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then I would make sure I hired a good lawyer to make things right.

If you had to eat a Jenny Craig's diet.

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Then I'd look like Kristie Allie and I'd sign autographs for people.

If somebody ringed your doorbell and when you opened the door you only found a baby in a basket?