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then the ducks would be creeped out by the strange humans.

If you grew 1 inch higher everytime somebody said the word "thrive"...

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Then we would have to build bigger houses with larger archways....



If we went back to the old trading and bartering system like in the 'old days'...

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then I could literally be paid peanuts...


If cars were made of rubber....

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(whoops).. *for Mama* I would trade a good freshly made coffee and some authentic Beligum Peanuts for a return trip on the Autogyro to Siam.

*For Pixiee* then Shanghai would be like a giant Dodgem-Cars tent, with the taxi drivers going nuts with power :biggrin:

If you woke up one morning and couldnt move your body ever again .....
(this happens to me, but I regain my movement slowly in time, Its a shocking feeling I can tell you)

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shiv sounds bad :S

If I woke up one morning and couldnt move my body ever again then I would donate a lot of money so someone could make me a robot body ?:S

If I found out that I could read peoples thoughts and manipulate peoples thoughts I would....

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i would let the teachers flatter me all day, and demand those who dislike me like me:smile:

if you were a monster in a modern society, (and live in the forest probably), then

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then i'd comb my hair and shave my face, get size 30 shoes, and get a job at the waffle house with the rest of us.

If buffalos flew...

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...then we'd see some serious buffalo wings!!

If hell was to really freeze over ...

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I'd run like crazy. Just think of all the demons coming up from that place.

If blood was iced tea then

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....ooooooooh I'd wish I was a vampire! :vamp: :lol:

If houses melted each time it rained...

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...then after every rain we'd buy another house for one dollar.


If a castle were cheap ...

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Mantis and I would buy one for our first house.


If mosquitoes didnt' bite..............

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they would still drive me crazy with their noise

If Man's best friend was the Turtle and not the dog....

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Hmmm....Then we'd spend a lot more time walking them.


If money grew on trees...

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I would be really rich and give some money to my Nordinho friends! :smile:

If there were no biscuits.....

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we would eat more cake

if we did not think

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we would eat more cake...

If the moon really was made of green cheese...

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it may be roteen by now

if we all lived in space

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We would be hungry since the green cheese supply has gone rotten.

If dinosaurs still roamed the earth...

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We would need bigger saddles.


If babies were born talking then.........

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Then they'd be so shocked at being born, that they still wouldn't talk for about a year.

If monkeys evolved from humans...

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I would be successful, however the noteriety would not be as great as I can hear fairly clearly.

If a family of yettis moved in next door to you...

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then i would have visitors more often to come and visit my yetties neighbours!

If you were half yettis ...

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then it would probably take a really long time to shave my legs... :yuck: :rotfl:


If it rained gum drops.....

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we would need thicker umbrellas :/

if umbrellas had holes... :P

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Then it would be useless to keep out the rain! :eek:

:jossun:

If it rained milk instead of water...

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it would snow coffee too, which would be like heaven.

If gravity only existed for two hours every morning

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we would need to organize ourselves differently :/ :)

if we all had dogs

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those people allergic to pet dander would be ALL OVER NASA to get the life on Mars bit running.

If Elvis was really still alive, he would be working as a ...

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...then he would be working as a fry cook.

If everyone were bald then ...

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then people would buy a lot of head polish

If was a super intelligant form of the colour blue...

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then the other colours would all be jealous, especially the colour green.

If all movies that came out of Hollywood were not garbage at all and were in fact subtle, intelligent, well written and original.. then....

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then we would have no movies to make fun of

If our legs were both peg legs(like pirates)......

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...then there would be no use for shoe stores.

If we all had webbed hands ....

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then maybe we could swim like ducks and it also would be kinda gross.

If we had duck bills instead of noses- quack quack......

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... then we'd have to find a different to kiss each other!!

If we paid for stuff with clumps of dirt rather than money ...

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then gardeners would be filthy rich, both literally and figuratively speaking

If Oysters yeilded dynamite and not pearls

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then people wouldn't be so eager to crack them open... :lol9:



If jeans that show people's bum cracks were outlawed....

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we would wear suits :):):)

if turtles were to eat

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(they are aren't they? I heard turtle soup is awesome...)

Then things wouldn't be much different then they are now.. I'm still glad not to be a turtle....



If horses could fly....

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aerodinamic's world would be turned upside down :/

if horses could talk