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Then I would call the dog catchers and ask them to lock him up (Arno..........do you do that??? :rotfl:)

If you jumped out of a plane and realized that your parachute was actually your knap sack...

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Then I would pray...if that didn't i would kiss my butt goodbye

If there was a zombie hoard coming toward your house...

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then I would make like a tree and leave or shoot them in the brain.

If you had to live in a box.

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Then it better be the box that came with a 1000000 inch tv.

If the Chicago Bears won the Super Bowl...

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then I would go to Chicago and act like a loon. Crying "Thank you god!!!" and weeping.

If the Academy Award for "Best Picture" was given to a painting of Dogs playing Poker...

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then I would think they gave it to someone of merit...

If you hayed Barney but had to watch it everyday....

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Then I would trun down the volume to drown out that annoying song.

If you had to live the life of a mobster.

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Then I would call myself Griggsy, and wear a double breasted suit, smoke cigars and spout catch phrases like "you better have kissed your mama goodbye this morning"


If your goldfish jumped out of it's bowl (as they do) but was seen to run across the floor and out the front door....

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then I would stop drinking scotch and sodas and stick to the beer, at least then the goldfish don't run away and only talk to me. Haha.

If you had to wear a fake beard to go out in public.

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...then people wouldn't stop staring at me cause I'm a girl :biggrin:

If they stopped your favourite TV show...