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then it would be one of the days I testified in court and this time I wouldn't cry.
If you could be a smurf....

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...then I would be the bluest guy on nord

If you were to win "Iron Chef America"...

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...Then I better be Smurfette!!

If you knew a secret that could change everyones life...

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...then I would have a secret worth selling for millions :biggrin:

If you could create any show you wanted...

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Then it would be ALL ABOUT ME...and my dear, lovely, sexy, kind and wonderful friends here on Nordinho!

If you could have one night with a person of your dreams...

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then you might not ever see me and ever again.

If you had to choose between mother or father.

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... then I owuld know what 'dilemma' really means.

If you were to be made redundant,

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man i think u r too much worried abt ur job......:)

anyway....if i was made redundant...i would quit the job..

if i had to work on a stupid day when my true love is alone home?

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...then I may just have to call in sick :cheesy:

If you were to appear on "Judge Judy"...

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... then I could successfully claim recurring attacks of insanity.

If your neighbour would bite your dog, dig holes in your garden and $#!& on your lawn,