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then, being a smoker myself, I would have no severe difficulties. (The other way around seems almost impossible)

If the pond in your garden was suddenly inhabited bt piranhas,

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Then I would not worry about disposing of bodies.

If I had 17 fingers...

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:joy:
Good one...!


If I had 17 fingers...

I could make a fortune in a Freak Show!

If I don't find a job, soon...

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then i will start learning kithar and sing on the street

If is not going to rain tomorrow...

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Then it will be a sunny day.

If it snowed in the deserts...

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I'd be wearing all the clothes i had bought in my suitcase as they would all be shorts and t-shirts


If there were no stars in the sky.....

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the moon would hide into the clouds.........

if i was waiting for someone who did'nt turn up?

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then I would have nothing to wish upon, and would consider suing the ET's.. bastids
If you found doo doo in yer mail box?

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Then I would have an excuse not to pay my bills ;)

If you jumped out of a plane without your parachute?

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...then I hope I learn to fly real fast :cheesy:

If I found a big sack of money...