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then the world would be a nicer place.

If your face looked like a muppet then...

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Then I would be gonzo.

If your your real name was gonzo.

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Then I'd be a weirdo

If I were a weirdo then...

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...then it would be business as usual for boheefusjr.

If boheefusjr were close enough to swat me for making fun of him...

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he'd still miss.

If it rained beer from the heavens :notworthy

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Then I would find every single object to catch this heavenly brew. :smile:

If you could have only one pet.

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I would be really sad, but would get a kitty.

If you could be anywhere in the world right now, it would be

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Lying on a beach (with a nice rhum punch, my own personal sexy waiter filling up every empty glass) in Mexico under the nice hot sun, listening to the ocean waves crash against the shores and watching this hunk walk up towards me.....SNAP OUT OF IT!!!!!

If you could have three dates with three of Hollywoods sexiest...

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Then it would be Jessica Alba, Linda Tran, and Eva Longoria.

If you could own any type of ring.

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Then it would have to be the wedding band that Joe Dimaggio gave to Marily Monroe..é

*Hi there Speedy...hope you are feeling back to your sexy self....

If you could make the whole human race aware of one important fact that would make them do something about it...