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Then I would have probably have been smashed with a fly swatter long ago.

If you could breath under water.

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Then I could finally be able to have a merman turn me into a mermaid!

If you set up three dates the same night...

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Then they would be at three different fancy restaurants with the lovely Widow ;)

If you could star in any movie...

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Then I would have to choose Black Widow!

*LOL...what else could I say?
*blows kiss to boheefusjr.

If you saw a hitchhiker on the side of a dark, gloomy road...

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Then I would look in my rearview mirror to make sure he was still there when I passed.

If he wasn't there when you passed and was in your back seat instead.

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then he must be some kind of agent

If you can choose one person of the opposite sex whose a Nordinho user to meet personally and had to say this If statement for the next 10 posts...

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Then I would have me the topten best men list of Nordinho!

If you couldn`t remember your wedding anniversary...

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Then I would be sleeping in the dog house for at least a week

If your spouse forgot your wedding anniversary

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Then I would have another funeral to go to...*LOL.

If you could dream and control all actions...

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Then I would have loads of fun.

If your dreams really did come true.