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Then I would ask him why he/she hides easter eggs and how he/she is in cahoots with the chicken.

If the Easter bunny over slept on Easter.

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I would start crying because I love my jelly beans :cry:

If you had x-ray vision . . .

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Then I'd have to teach myself some control and not x-ray everything! :winky:

If you could fly...

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then climbing Mt. Everest would be a breeze.

If cucumbers had feelings...

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then they feel what it feel likes to be pickled

If pickles never existed...

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Then my hamburgers wouldn't taste as good.

If we all had to have a penguin as a pet

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Then everyone would have to find away to keep them cool!! :winky:

If you could see the future...

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then I would see who I marry, and whether my children will be as demented as I am.

If fortune cookies actually contained little spiders which either give you a lovely soft kiss, or a deadly bite, depending on your aura..

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then I'd stay away from fortune cookies forever :no:

If fortune cookies contain blank messages as a message...

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i wouldnt understand the message

if all fortune cookies had the same message on it...