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i would choose my gf :)

if i had many shoes

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Then I would wear a different pair every day!

:jossun:

If I only owned one shirt and one pair of jeans....

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You'd have to do laundry every night...


If you saw a chimpanzee walking down the street on your way home from work...

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I would take a picture!

If there was no such thing as violence...

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the news wouldn't have much to say

if pie eatting was a professional sport...

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Then school's wouldn't be safe anywhere.


If guns shot little 'bang' signs like on the cartoons...

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Then Dick Chaney would head the board of a supercorporation or little flag manufacturers.


If loneliness could be vanquished with little more than a smile from someone who passed you in the street...

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people would wash their teeth more often :)

if we had black teeth

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then we'd be spending tons of cash on tooth darkening tooth paste... :lol:


If the stars only came out every second night...

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...then people would take wishing on stars a little more seriously :smile:

If everyone in the world had elephants for pets....

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Then , I fear there would be a hay shortage and an over abundance of elephant dung... :yuck:



If owning dogs and cats was illegal...

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we would have turtles?

if dogs had humans

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ask a question please!it's your thread,u should know it!
tsk tsk andré

ok ok,edited.
mmm,all of us would wear nice necklaces!

if you had two mouths

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u could make a duet

if i was a rock star

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i would make people hates music!


if i was a famous actor/actress....

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if i was a famous actor/actress I would play in very unusual movies.

If I was the richest person in the world ....

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u would give me some :)

if apples were money

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I would hate using them (coz I don't like apples) :).

If I was mad ...

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:) i would hide it, cause people don't like mad people

if i was from bulgaria

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then you would be very happy to know me live :lol9:.

If I had a house on the beach ...

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Then I would see the ocean every day! :winky:

If I could travel to the moon on a daily basis... :jossun:

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i would have a huge moon rock collection

If you found 500 blackbirds baked in a pie...

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i would scream and cry

if you were allegeric to tomatoes....

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Then I wouldn't eat them! :biggrin:

If you just won a lot of money in the lottery.... :jossun:

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i'd buy anouther ticket

if i had 5 apples, and i gave you 3 apples...

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i would have two....

if you did all of my home-work for me....

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I would say "Next time, do your own damn homework" :rant:


If I could actually drink the water here in Shanghai, and I didnt get a bad stomach from eating an unpeeled apple.....

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flavored bananas, i might be able to gain the weight i need to move to japan and be a sumo wrestler.
If i could travel the speed of light and wear purple spotted socks..

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I'ld be going so fast they wouldn't see the spots.

I would swim the English Channel

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then you would be wet... :cheesy:


If you were 6 inches tall....

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people could post me around the world very cheaply.

If light was slower than the speed of laughter...

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Then we might as well stay underground.

If one day all the cell phones don't work..

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...People would be good drivers again!! :rotfl:

If fire was never discovered...

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we would use flashlights :)

if fire was cold

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we all would be freezing!

If there were no chocolate...

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then it would be such a pity and we all would eat more other sweet stuff.

If the water was in hard state only ...

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Then our teeth would be sharp like beavers'.


If the world's currency is not dollars and cents....

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it is bananas :)

i apes ate oranges

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then.... well then.... ummm, don't they eat oranges? Things would be normal...


If the new worldwide fad was to wear penguin skin boots....

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everyone would wear them! :smile:

If someone threw a big ball on your country....

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then he would miss it :lol:.

If there was no money or gold in the whole world ...