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we are all screwed.

If cats were smarter than humans . . .

(arn't they?)

Then they'd plot to rule the world behind our backs, and if that doesn't work, they'll just keep throwing up in our shoes.

If birds couldn't fly, but whales could...

then everyone run for you life because there's a flying whale about to fall!!!

If the gillotine still existed as an execution...

you wouldnt have ur head sticked to ur body right now =P

if the tv wouldnt exist

i would ask it why it chose not to exist. but i would probably be talking to air.


If my ears pointed skyward, and all i was able to hear were the occasional conversations of airplane passengers....

then I would have to go in a private plane or something and talk to you.

If The Lord of the Rings was one of the largest cult in the world...

hmm good one...

then I would defo join, and my member's name would be Glorfindel and if that was already taken, I would be called Radaghast. and we would slowly take over the world through the simple practices of reading and storytelling.

If Horses gave milk and Cows ran wild and unbridled through the meadow....

then horseboys would ride cows off into the sunset.

if you could beat anybody at chess...

then I wouldn't bother playing since I know I'll win.

If you could control the Milky Way glaxy in any way you want to...

then I would open a space golf course and charge obscene prices for membership fees


If humans had no hair whatsover...