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then you would look very strange because of your large mouth


If we all had to sleep during the daytime and be active at night?

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then time would have to be set according to the moon and not the sun.

if half the nordinho accounts were deleted...

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then I would use a code to prevent me from being deleted.

If Nordinho was really runed by a 5-year-old child...

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Then I would really feel like a dolt.

If every shoe had only heels

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then it would always be awkward to walk.

If the only thing you have to eat was soup...

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Then i'd look pale and be malnourished =/

If you could re-cast one movie role any way you wanted..

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then I would re-cast "The Wizard of Oz" with Eddie Murphy as the tin man, Chris Farly as the lion, Dave Chappelle as the scarecrow and Dorothy would be a giant Iguana.

If I had One Hundred arms...

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then I'll cut off 98 of those arms.

If having a brain that's bigger than the other one actually means you're dumber...

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then only the small headed would know the differnce.

If there was no "l" key on your keyboard...

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then how would we wr_te words w_thout the letter _? (:biggrin:)

If we could just write with our eyes rather than with our hands.....