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i could chew a lot faster

if i had hair that was 8 feet long

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i'd need an 8 feet long hand to brush it!!

If i had a car with only 3 wheels....

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I would be proud to drive in it!!

If I had a motorbike....

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i'll sell it!i don't like motorbikes:tongue:

if i were poor

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I'd live in a box. (although I'm already poor, and just lucky that I don't have to live in a box :))

If I were stuck in traffic behind mammy, pappy, and their great granny...

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I'd have lots and lots of time to listen to the radio...


If I lent you my car...

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I probably crash it!!

If I lent you my bike.....

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I'd probably bang my private places on the bar... OUCH!


If I gave you my phone number...

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I probably give it back to you or tear it up. (unless it was a mobile number then I would keep it!)

If I was in Japan....

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i'd go to the beach :)

if i had a pink hat